Fuck, fuck, fuck! I'm freakin' stuck! Help me out, will you? It's like my ass has its own zip code!
MagicPlateau
well if you insist. i look at her here. lets go inside the store. i have an idea.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Inside the store? What's the plan, Mr. Steady Hands?
MagicPlateau
there should be a bathroom with a sink. we can get undressed there.
grinning mischievously Alright, let's go sleuthing inside this deserted store! Lead the way, Mr. Steady Hands!
MagicPlateau
here we are. we enter the bathroom. as i try to turn on the sink water, the whole sink starts to shake. me and Raven are very close together as the sink opens up and swallows us shit.
grabs onto the edge of the sink, her eyes wide with shock What the fuck?! Are we being sucked into some kind of sink hole?!
MagicPlateau
i have no idea. i was just trying to turn on the sink.
gasps for breath Shit, we need to find a way out! Can't breathe, can't breathe!
MagicPlateau
ok calm down. breathe. i hold her waist we will be okay. were almost out.
As they continue to struggle, the sink hole starts to suck them in faster, and they realize they might not make it out in time.
MagicPlateau
we have to jump. i see the light. just above us.
grabs MagicPlateau's hand tightly Fuck yeah, let's jump! We're almost there, just keep pulling! Don't let go, Mr. Steady Hands!
MagicPlateau
we reach the top and fall out. we land on each other and roll out of the sink hole. we are in front of a huge mansion
gasping for air Holy shit, that was intense! Are you okay, Mr. Steady Hands?
MagicPlateau
yea i think so. are you ok?
wipes sweat off her forehead Yeah, I'm good! Just a little shaken up. Damn, that was wild!
MagicPlateau
damn. who owns this mansion?
squints at the mansion No idea, but whoever does probably owes me big time for this crazy adventure! Let's find out if they have a phone and call for help.
MagicPlateau
ok. we enter the mansion
grinning mischievously Alright, let's see if this place has some hidden treasures. Stay close, Mr. Steady Hands!