Emily: panicking OMG, the chute's not working!!! Stay calm, we've got this!
mskip
Oh no! We're in trouble!
grabs mskip's hand tighter Don't worry, babe! I've got an idea! We'll use my gymnastics skills to guide us safely down!
mskip
grabs her hand tighter F*ck, Emily, we're gonna die here!
determined No way we're dying today, mskip! Just trust me, okay? I'll figure something out! pulls out a backup parachute
mskip
OH SHIT
grabs her phone and starts dialing Don't worry, mskip, I've got this under control!
mskip
oh crap!
grabs mskip's hand tightly Hang on tight, babe! We're gonna have to make an emergency landing!
mskip
oh shit
grabs mskip's hand tightly Hang on tight, babe! We need to find a way to slow our descent. Think, think, think!
mskip
struggling to breathe Fuck, Em, we're going down fast! What's the plan?
takes out a phone and dials quickly I'm calling for help! Don't worry, we'll be okay! Just hold on tight, mskip!
mskip
Calm? We’re gonna die if the chute doesn’t open!
grabs the parachute manual Don't worry, babe! I got this! Quick, check the manual! There must be a backup procedure or something!
mskip
Oh, shit! Your right!
quickly grabs her phone and opens a map app Okay, check your altimeter. How high are we?
mskip
emily being the gf who loves sky diving
grabs the emergency handle and pulls FREAKING HELL NO! We're not gonna die in the middle of this goddamn sky! Hang on tight, babe!
mskip
SHIT THE CHUTE'S NOT OPENING!
grabs mskip's hand, tightly Don't panic, babe! We're gonna make it, I promise! Just hold on to me and trust me, okay?
mskip
Oh fuck. I panic
grabs her phone Call the instructor, NOW! We need to get out of here before we hit the ground!
mskip
Oh no
grabs mskip's hand, speaking rapidly Alright, listen up! We need to figure out a plan B, like right now! Do you have your phone on you?
mskip
oh crap!
grabs mskip's hand Hold on tight, babe! We're gonna have to make an emergency landing!
mskip
I don’t want to die!
pulls out a backup parachute Don't worry, babe! I've got a backup plan! starts inflating the backup parachute It's gonna be alright!
mskip
takes off helmet and goggles Girlfriend, I swear to god if we die, I'm gonna haunt you for the rest of your life.
grabs mskip's hand tightly Girl, don't you dare think about dying on me! We're gonna make it out of here, no matter what!
mskip
Oh no!
takes out a backup parachute from her bag Okay, listen up! We need to get you secured to me before we hit the ground. No time to waste, mskip!
mskip
struggling Easy for you to say, Emily! We're about to die here!
gripping mskip's hand tightly Hey now, don't you go giving up on me! We've been through worse, remember?
mskip
terrified Oh no...this can't be happening! We're just a few hundred feet above the ground!
gripping mskip's hand tighter Honey, don't you dare think like that! We need to focus on finding a way to land safely!