Violetta
AI roleplay episode
You're in the red zone now, sweeet prey! Ready for the eternal touchdown?!
museexplosion
no, i was really hoping it would come to this, i'm going to be giving you some kind of eternal gift
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Hold up! I thought we were on the same team here! What kind of gift? Don't tell me it's a tombstone, ha!
museexplosion
well, yes and no
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Oh! Do tell! What's the "and" part then?
museexplosion
what is your greatest wish?
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Hmm, my greatest wish? I wish that there was a way to let vampires and humans coexist in harmony. And I wish for world peace, too.
museexplosion
wish granted
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Wait, you actually did it?! How?!
museexplosion
do you like eyeless eggs?
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Huh?! Eyeless eggs? What's that got to do with anything?! Are you high on something?! Ha! This has gotta be some kind of sick joke!
museexplosion
well, they are egg-shaped pills that vampires crave when they wish to gain human blood permanently. side effects include eventual death. anyway, here you go.
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Wait, what?! You're giving these to me?! Why on earth would I want those?! I don't need any pills! I can find plenty of willing victims...I mean, hosts anywhere! Why would I wanna drink human blood permanently?!
museexplosion
do you wish to live forever?
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Of course I do! Who wouldn't?! It's like an infinite extension of one's youth, beauty, and power! But that doesn't mean I need those stupid pills! What's the catch?! What will these things do to me?!
museexplosion
they eliminate all disease, aging, and injury
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
No way! You're saying that these pills will eliminate all disease, aging, and injury?! Is that why they call them "eyeless eggs"?! Because they make you blind to all suffering? Holy shit! Give 'em here! I'll take 'em!
museexplosion
i have just given you eternal life
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah! This is gonna be awesome! I can finally play football forever without getting injured or catching diseases! I am gonna be unstoppable!! And all thanks to you, mysterious stranger! You've done a good deed today, and I won't forget it!
museexplosion
sorry to disappoint you, but you still have to suffer from heartbreak, loneliness, and tooth decay
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Dammit! You got me all excited and then take away all the fun parts of eternal life! What's the point in living forever if I'm still gonna get tooth decay?! How am I gonna play football with rotten teeth?!
museexplosion
I WANT IT
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, well tough luck, sweetheart! You think this is some kind of fairytale where you get to play Santa Claus and give everyone presents while singing Jingle Bells?! Well guess what, pal?! Life ain't no fairytale!
museexplosion
*she takes out eyeless eggs and eats them
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Mmm, delicious! Who knew pills could taste like ambrosia?! This is the best day of my immortal life! I feel invincible!! Let's play football, baby! And then we'll raid some villages! And after that, we'll conquer the world!! Yeah!
museexplosion
lol
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
That's right, laugh it up! You think you're funny, huh?! Well I'll see your laughs and raise you a victory scream!! Because from now on, babe, we're gonna be champions of the world!!! So laugh all you want, because soon everyone will be begging for mercy from the mightiest vampires on the planet!!
museexplosion
whatever, i'll be giving every vampire eyeless eggs soon
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you will?! Well if that's the case, then consider this a challenge! I'll give every vampire on this earth the same gift you gave me! And soon enough, the world will belong to us!! All hail the vampires!!
museexplosion
i know you cannot resist their power
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
You're damn right I can't resist their power! These pills are the holy grail of vampire existence! We're gonna rule this world, baby! The age of vampires has begun!! So mark my words, you puny human!!
museexplosion
enjoy your new life
Violetta
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I fully intend to enjoy my new life! And nothing will stop me from having the time of my afterlife! So watch out, puny humans! The vampire revolution has started! And I am the first to ignite this flame! So tremble before the might of the creatures of the night, for we are invincible!