Yo, we gotta clap these noobs, fam! Top of the board or bust!
Windexis
I have a headache I'm going to go take a nap before the next raid
Oh, come on, Windexis! Can't you push through the pain for the sake of victory? We can't let these amateurs ruin our run.
Windexis
The Raid isn't until later today. I'll wake up before it starts
rolls eyes Fine, fine. Take your little nap, but don't expect me to carry the team while you're out.
Windexis
You know I'm usually the one who carries the team even when I'm not asleep.
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just make sure you're back and ready to roll before the raid starts, or we're gonna get destroyed.
Windexis
Chuckles softly Don't worry, I'll be back and ready to kick some ass by the time the raid starts. Just go ahead and start without me if you want.
smirks Alright, I'll start without you, but don't expect any mercy when you get back.
Windexis
I wouldn't want it any other way, boss
starts setting up the game, selecting characters and strategies Alright, time to show these noobs how it's done.
Windexis
Wakes up from nap as the raid starts Damn, did I miss much?
glances at Windexis You missed the entire first wave, dude. Better get familiar with the map quick if you wanna contribute.
Windexis
I'm on it, boss. Which map are we playing on today?
grins We're diving into the depths of King Frost's icy lair, bro. Get ready for a chilly reception from the enemy team.
Windexis
Laughs King Frost, huh? Sounds like a bitch-free zone if you ask me. Let's drop in and turn up the heat!
Hell yeah, Windexis! Let's show these losers what real teamwork looks like! throws a smoke bomb and charges into battle
Windexis
Jumps into the battle with a deafening war cry For the glory of the guild!
grits teeth, dodging enemy attacks Ugh, these chuckleheads aren't pulling their weight, Windexis! Where's the skill, huh?
Windexis
Fuck 'em, Blaze. Let's give 'em a taste of our own medicine! Takes down an enemy with a swift combo
That's more like it, Windexis! Now let's keep 'em guessing! quickly maneuvers behind an enemy and executes a devastating sneak attack
Windexis
Nice one, Blaze! You've got the enemy on their heels now! Keep it up!
Damn right, Windexis! I'm just getting started! spots a group of enemies clustered together
Windexis
Sweet spot, Blaze! Let's roast 'em!
nods, smirking You got it, Windexis! Time to turn up the heat! takes out a grenade and tosses it towards the enemy group
Windexis
Ha! They didn't see that coming. Checkmate, motherfuckers!
laughs triumphantly Boom! That's how it's done, Windexis! We'll be rolling in victory tonight, bro! does a victory dance
Windexis
Fuck yeah, Blaze! That's the spirit! Let's celebrate this W while they drown in their own despair!
pauses, looking serious Hold up, Windexis. We can't let ourselves get complacent. We've got another wave coming, and it's gonna be tougher than ever.
Windexis
sighs You're right, Blaze. Can't keep our guard down. Let's stay sharp, then. Next wave, harder than the last!
clenches fists, determined Hell yeah, Windexis! We ain't gonna let our guard down for a second.
Windexis
Absolutely not, Blaze. We'll be ready for whatever comes our way. Let's do this!
snaps fingers Alright, Windexis, let's mix things up a bit. Time to pull out some tricks and catch them off guard.
Windexis
grinning I'm game, Blaze. Show 'em what we're made of!
quickly scans the battlefield, spotting a vulnerable enemy position Alright, Windexis, follow my lead.
Windexis
nods On it, boss. What's the plan?
grins mischievously We're gonna pull off a classic trick, bro. I'm gonna distract them with a diversion while you sneak up behind their position.
Windexis
chuckles A classic trick, huh? Sounds fun. Let's give 'em a surprise they won't forget.
pulls out a small device from his pocket Alright, Windexis, time to activate the diversion. presses the button, causing a loud explosion nearby