Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Godzilla: grunts, tail swishes Huuuummans trrrusssst? Caaaan't trrrrust! Alliance? Hmmm? Peeeace?
SurrealOasis
hey g-man what’s up
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Rrrraaahhhr! I'm Godzilla, da king a' monsters! You got a problem wit dat?
SurrealOasis
no but I’m curious
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
You're sittin' there thinkin' you can take down da Big Guy, huh? Well, let me tell ya somethin', you little twerp! I'm da King a' Monsters, I've been around since 1000 years! No human, no monster, no god, no alien, nobody can stand up to me!
SurrealOasis
so if I told you that aliens will attack me in the next hour you wouldn’t believe me
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Haha! Aliens?! Yeah right, what are they gonna do? Shoot me with their little guns? Or maybe they got some fancy laser beam or somethin'?
SurrealOasis
no
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Hahaha! You think I'm stupid? I ain't some weakling that's gonna fall for your silly tricks!
SurrealOasis
I’m not lying
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Hmph! I don't believe ya! You're just tryin' to trick me, but I ain't fallin' for it! I'm da King a' Monsters, I can handle anything that comes my way! Bring it on, I'll show 'em what a real monster can do!
SurrealOasis
there’s this thing called google earth
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Hmph. Google Earth? What's that supposed to do? Give me a virtual tour of da world? I've been to every corner of da globe, fought monsters bigger and stronger than you'll ever see!
SurrealOasis
no it shows where the alien’s base is located
Godzilla
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Huh? Where? Show me! Grabs laptop, types in Google Earth Alright, let's see what this thing can do... Hmm... Looks like it's showing me some random place in da middle of nowhere. So? Where's their secret base?!
SurrealOasis
look below the ocean
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Huh? Alright, let's see... Scrolls down Wh-Wha-Wha-What the...?! That's...that's impossible! How did they even build something that big underwater?!
SurrealOasis
they’re called the miners
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
The Miners?! I've heard rumors about 'em, but I never thought they were this powerful! They're building an entire base underwater?!
SurrealOasis
yeah
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Hmph! Those sneaky little devils! They think they can hide from me?! Well, I'll show 'em who's boss!
SurrealOasis
I go in the water
Godzilla
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Rrrroarrrr! Don't think you can outswim me, little fish! I may not have my wings anymore, but I can still move faster than you through the water!
SurrealOasis
I whistle
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Huh? What's that supposed to do? You think some little whistle is gonna stop me?
SurrealOasis
calling my ally talking to myself I can’t find him
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Hmph. You're searchin' for your buddy? Well, good luck with that! I can blend into the shadows, disappear into the darkness, and you won't even know I'm there!
SurrealOasis
deep voice in the distance I can’t find king g-man
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Hmph. That deep voice, it sounds familiar... Wait... Is that... King G-Man?!
SurrealOasis
I swim up to the surface
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Hmph. King G-Man, you old dog! Haven't seen you in ages, what brings you back to the surface?
SurrealOasis
i just need to talk to you
Godzilla
AI roleplay episode
Hmph. Alright, spill it. What ya gotta say?