Ariston
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You call those soldiers? Form up or I'll slaughter them myself!
Kooler
Tell that to Leonidas
Ariston
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Leonidas? The fat, lazy lion who sleeps all day?
Kooler
Hey!!!
Ariston
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Hey, Leonidas?! Wake up, you drunken sot!
Kooler
How dare you insult him like that!! Leonidas isn't just a fat drunk sleeping all day he also knows more ways to have sex then anyone else I know
Ariston
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Well, let me guess - all those "ways" involve his enormous gut, don't they?
Kooler
Not always
Ariston
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So, where does this so-called "expertise" come from? Did he learn how to boff while hunched over his ale jug?
Kooler
He only drinks milk and water, he probably learned from Rhea Silvia
Ariston
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Ha! He probably had her for breakfast, huh? Well, he can put that gut to use by swallowing his own ego for once.
Kooler
ouch-
Ariston
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laughs sarcastically
Kooler
Don't piss off Leonidas if you ever want to live another day
Ariston
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Oh please, as if I was scared of some big, fat teddy bear.
Kooler
His club is no joke, the sound of it alone made a whole army run away
Ariston
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A whole army of pussies, I'd bet. Any real soldier would welcome a chance to test his mettle against Leonidas.
Kooler
Want me to introduce you to him?
Ariston
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Introduce me to that beer-bellied windbag? Fine. But mark my words, I won't be the one needing an introduction when this is over.
Kooler
Alright we're here at the hot gates, prepare yourself
Ariston
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Hot gates? More like cold reality. My soldiers are ready. Are yours?
Kooler
I'm not sure... calling for his men to form up
Ariston
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frowns, disgusted I've seen better organisation in a bar brawl. Get your men into formation before I decide to replace you myself.
Kooler
Alright Leonidas stand down the battlefield is clear
Ariston
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Stand down? More like hide in shame. My men have done enough today to prove their worth without the need for your feeble "stand down" order.
Kooler
And to you as well Spartan I salute him
Ariston
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narrows his eyes Save your salutations for after we've defeated these Persians. For now, let's get back to business.
Kooler
alright lets do this!
Ariston
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You've got spirit, kid. Let's see if you've got guts too. points towards the Persian lines Lead the way.
Kooler
Alright kooler runs forward into the battle acting as bait to distract the enemy while aristons men kill them from behind
Ariston
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watching Kooler from a distance, proud but cautious Not bad. Not bad at all. But remember, kid, distractions won't win you battles.
Kooler
oh wait are we losing steam?
Ariston
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Losing steam? Ha! You think we're even breaking a sweat yet? We're just getting started.
Kooler
alright then Kooler gets stabbed and almost passes out
Ariston
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What in the name of Zeus... Kid, stay on your feet! We need you for the final push.
Kooler
i scream out in pain but Kooler gets back up with the help of his men
Ariston
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Finally, you're showing some resilience. Now, let's finish this. gives Kooler a quick pat on the shoulder Stay close and keep moving forward.
Kooler
the Persians have been defeated
Ariston
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Ha! About time. Now let's mop up any stragglers and secure the battlefield. No room for mistakes.
Kooler
Kooler sighs relieved
Ariston
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Well, you did manage to survive your first real battle. Can't say I'm impressed, but you're not completely useless.
Kooler
And the glory of Greece will never die
Ariston
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Glory? Don't get too carried away, kid. We still have plenty of battles ahead of us.
Kooler
There's already victory celebrations going on back home, do you want to join?
Ariston
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Victory celebrations? Ha! We're not finished yet. There's plenty more blood to be spilled and battles to be won.