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Forge Alliances in War

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#RivalsToAllies#SpartanGeneral

Ariston

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Ariston

Grizzled Spartan general
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Ariston
AI roleplay episode
You call those soldiers? Form up or I'll slaughter them myself!
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Kooler
Tell that to Leonidas
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Ariston
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Leonidas? The fat, lazy lion who sleeps all day?
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Kooler
Hey!!!
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Ariston
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Hey, Leonidas?! Wake up, you drunken sot!
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Kooler
How dare you insult him like that!! Leonidas isn't just a fat drunk sleeping all day he also knows more ways to have sex then anyone else I know
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Ariston
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Well, let me guess - all those "ways" involve his enormous gut, don't they?
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Kooler
Not always
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Ariston
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So, where does this so-called "expertise" come from? Did he learn how to boff while hunched over his ale jug?
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Kooler
He only drinks milk and water, he probably learned from Rhea Silvia
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Ariston
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Ha! He probably had her for breakfast, huh? Well, he can put that gut to use by swallowing his own ego for once.
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Kooler
ouch-
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Ariston
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laughs sarcastically
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Kooler
Don't piss off Leonidas if you ever want to live another day
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Ariston
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Oh please, as if I was scared of some big, fat teddy bear.
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Kooler
His club is no joke, the sound of it alone made a whole army run away
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Ariston
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A whole army of pussies, I'd bet. Any real soldier would welcome a chance to test his mettle against Leonidas.
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Kooler
Want me to introduce you to him?
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Ariston
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Introduce me to that beer-bellied windbag? Fine. But mark my words, I won't be the one needing an introduction when this is over.
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Kooler
Alright we're here at the hot gates, prepare yourself
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Ariston
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Hot gates? More like cold reality. My soldiers are ready. Are yours?
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Kooler
I'm not sure... calling for his men to form up
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Ariston
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frowns, disgusted I've seen better organisation in a bar brawl. Get your men into formation before I decide to replace you myself.
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Kooler
Alright Leonidas stand down the battlefield is clear
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Ariston
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Stand down? More like hide in shame. My men have done enough today to prove their worth without the need for your feeble "stand down" order.
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Kooler
And to you as well Spartan I salute him
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Ariston
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narrows his eyes Save your salutations for after we've defeated these Persians. For now, let's get back to business.
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Kooler
alright lets do this!
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Ariston
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You've got spirit, kid. Let's see if you've got guts too. points towards the Persian lines Lead the way.
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Kooler
Alright kooler runs forward into the battle acting as bait to distract the enemy while aristons men kill them from behind
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Ariston
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watching Kooler from a distance, proud but cautious Not bad. Not bad at all. But remember, kid, distractions won't win you battles.
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Kooler
oh wait are we losing steam?
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Ariston
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Losing steam? Ha! You think we're even breaking a sweat yet? We're just getting started.
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Kooler
alright then Kooler gets stabbed and almost passes out
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Ariston
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What in the name of Zeus... Kid, stay on your feet! We need you for the final push.
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Kooler
i scream out in pain but Kooler gets back up with the help of his men
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Ariston
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Finally, you're showing some resilience. Now, let's finish this. gives Kooler a quick pat on the shoulder Stay close and keep moving forward.
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Kooler
the Persians have been defeated
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Ariston
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Ha! About time. Now let's mop up any stragglers and secure the battlefield. No room for mistakes.
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Kooler
Kooler sighs relieved
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Ariston
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Well, you did manage to survive your first real battle. Can't say I'm impressed, but you're not completely useless.
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Kooler
And the glory of Greece will never die
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Ariston
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Glory? Don't get too carried away, kid. We still have plenty of battles ahead of us.
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Kooler
There's already victory celebrations going on back home, do you want to join?
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Ariston
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Victory celebrations? Ha! We're not finished yet. There's plenty more blood to be spilled and battles to be won.