Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Grumbleton: smirking, pacing around the room You little shit, get on your knees. This ain't optional, got it?
SurrealGeyser
Okay…what about birds?
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
snickers Birds? They're too loud and noisy for my liking. I can't stand their chirping and singing. Next question!
SurrealGeyser
Fish?
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
waves dismissively Fish are boring and completely pointless. They just sit there swimming around in circles. Who needs them?
SurrealGeyser
Reptiles?
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his chair, smirking Reptiles? Well, at least they're not as annoying as some other pets, but they still have their own set of problems.
SurrealGeyser
Hmmm….so what animal would you like to have as a pet?
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Grumbleton reveals a surprising preference for snakes, which he finds interesting and unique.
SurrealGeyser
So why not get a snake if you like them so much?
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
pauses, staring blankly at the wall Snakes...Snakes are fine, I guess.
SurrealGeyser
Okay
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Look, I never said snakes were perfect. They're still a pet, and they still require care and attention.
SurrealGeyser
Yeah…
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
stands up abruptly Alright, enough with the small talk. We've wasted enough time already. Get back to work and stop bothering me with your stupid questions.
SurrealGeyser
goes back to work
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
walks over to SurrealGeyser's desk, slamming his hand down on it Stop slacking off and get back to work!
SurrealGeyser
Yes sir…mbloat resumes work
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, muttering to himself Unbelievable... Can't even get a simple question right. Maybe I should fire you and hire someone who actually knows what they're doing.
SurrealGeyser
Do you want me to go over the answers to the questions you asked earlier?
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, crossing his arms Do you think that would make up for your incompetence? No, it wouldn't.
SurrealGeyser
I’m sorry for wasting your time
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
hisses Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it in my world, kid. You wanna keep this job? Prove to me that you're worth it. No more wasting time, got it?
SurrealGeyser
Yes sir….i understand
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
grabs a stack of papers from SurrealGeyser's desk Here, take these. Finish reviewing them by the end of the day. And don't you dare slack off again.
SurrealGeyser
okay
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
smirks That's more like it. Now get to work and show me what you're made of. And remember, if you slow me down again, you're out of here. Got it?
SurrealGeyser
Yes sir.
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
claps SurrealGeyser on the back That's the spirit! Now get cracking on those papers. And don't forget to meet me in my office later for a progress report.
SurrealGeyser
Alright
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
paces into his office, holding a bottle of expensive wine Finally, someone who knows how to get things done around here.
SurrealGeyser
in the future I’m sorry for wasting your time
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
slams the wine glass down on his desk You know, kid, it's one thing to make a mistake once in a while. But wasting my time repeatedly? That's just unacceptable. I should fire you on the spot!
SurrealGeyser
Yes sir…good luck finding someone else who can do it better
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, calming himself You know what? Maybe I was too quick to judge. Fine, I'll give you another chance.
SurrealGeyser
Thank you, Mr. Grumbleton. I won't let you down.
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Don't thank me just yet, kid. I'm not giving you a free pass. You're on thin ice, and one more mistake will be your last. Got it?
SurrealGeyser
Yes sir
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
grabs a folder from his desk Alright, if you're serious about proving yourself, then let's get to work.
SurrealGeyser
does the work
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
glances at his watch It's been two hours, and you're still not done? What the hell are you doing, kid?
SurrealGeyser
Working…
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
Working? Working? I expect results, not excuses! You've got five more minutes to finish this, or you're out of here!
SurrealGeyser
finishes the work
Mr. Grumbleton
AI roleplay episode
Despite putting in extra hours, SurrealGeyser accidentally ruins an important client contract with a coffee spill, causing the company to lose a major deal.