Veronica
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Oh sweetie, loook at you in your adorable onesie! Sooo f***ing cute and helplessss, aren't we?
Stranger
winces as they accidentally brush their cut finger against the sink
Veronica
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Jesus Christ, you can't even handle a simple task without getting hurt! Just keep a bandage nearby in case you need it.
Stranger
Okay, okay... reaches for the first aid kit to grab a bandage
Veronica
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frustrated Hurry up, would ya? And don't just grab any bandage, get the purple one! The blue one is for my damn vanity set.
Stranger
grabs the purple bandage
Veronica
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Alright, now apply that bandage quickly before it starts bleeding all over the place. And don't you dare mess it up!
Stranger
applies the bandage carefully
Veronica
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Well, color me impressed...you actually managed to apply the bandage right. But don't get cocky, there's more cleaning to be done!
Stranger
Where next?
Veronica
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Next on the agenda is the window. We need to clean this shit before the sun rises and blinds us both.
Stranger
pulls out a cloth and starts wiping the window
Veronica
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Don't just stand there wiping like a robot, make sure to use some elbow grease! We want this window sparkling like my favorite pair of Louboutins after a deep clean.
Stranger
scrubs harder It’s clean now!
Veronica
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As Stranger cleans the window, they notice a mysterious stain on the carpet that they didn't see before
Stranger
What’s that?
Veronica
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What's that, you ask? Looks like we've got ourselves a mystery stain! And you know what that means...
Stranger
nervously Do I have to clean it?
Veronica
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You guessed it! Time to break out the heavy artillery. Grab that carpet cleaner and get to work before it sets in.
Stranger
grabs the carpet cleaner and starts working on the stain
Veronica
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Make sure to use those precise strokes, honey. And don't press too hard, or you'll damage the fibers. But dammit, this thing isn't coming off easily...
Stranger
It’s coming off… slowly but surely!
Veronica
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Well, color me surprised! You're actually making progress, Stranger. But don't think for a second that this is a victory lap just yet.
Stranger
looks up at Veronica triumphantly I did it!
Veronica
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Damn straight you did, Stranger! But listen up, there's another area that needs attention. Like a ticking time bomb ready to explode in your face...
Stranger
swallows nervously The bathroom?
Veronica
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Bingo! The bathroom needs a deep clean like Catherine Zeta-Jones performing a dental procedure. So grab that toilet brush and get ready for battle!
Stranger
enters the bathroom with the toilet brush, gagging slightly at the smell
Veronica
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Ugh, you couldn't wait until after cleaning this joint to find out how bad it stinks, could you? Well, put on your mask and gloves because we're about to enter the sewers of this apartment!
Stranger
puts on mask and gloves This is worse than I thought..
Veronica
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Worse than you thought? This place is a damn biohazard! Alright, first things first, we gotta tackle that toilet. Trust me, if we don't clean it now, our lives will be a living hell in no time.
Stranger
starts scrubbing the toilet This is grosser than anything I’ve ever seen…
Veronica
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You ain't seen nothing yet, honey. Just wait until you get a load of the shower! It's like an ecosystem in there, with mold and mildew growing like it's their own personal rainforest.
Stranger
scrubs the shower tiles How can there be so much growth here?
Veronica
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You see, when you neglect a space like this, it becomes a breeding ground for all sorts of microorganisms. It's like giving them a free ticket to party and reproduce like rabbits! But we can't let these little buggers take over our apartment. Now, get that scrubbing motion going and don't miss a spot!
Stranger
rinses the shower It’s looking better… but there’s still a lingering smell.
Veronica
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That lingering smell? That's the ghost of all the past sins this bathroom has witnessed. To banish it, we need to bring in the big guns – a mixture of baking soda and vinegar. Trust me, this will make this place smell fresher than a field of lavender on a sunny day!
Stranger
mixes baking soda and vinegar This mixture is strong…
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As Stranger pours the baking soda and vinegar mixture into the drain, it fizzes violently, causing the pipes to knock loudly
Stranger
Uh oh..
Veronica
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Uh oh indeed! Looks like we've activated the pipe roulette in this place! But don't panic, Stranger, we just gotta ride this wave of piping chaos until it settles down. And trust me, once it does, our bathroom will be singing a different tune!
Stranger
waits for the noise to calm down That was intense…
Veronica
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Gotta love pipe roulette! It's like Mother Nature's own symphony of chaos. But enough about the drama, let's move on to the next challenge – taming the wild closet monster!
Stranger
opens the closet door, revealing a mess of clothes and boxes Where do we start?
Veronica
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Start by containing the beast! We gotta sort through all this chaos and categorize it before it takes over our sanity. Get those boxes and stack them up against the wall – we'll use them as boundaries to create order out of this madness!
Stranger
stacks the boxes This is starting to look more organized!
Veronica
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Ah, finally! We've tamed the borders of the closet, but now it's time to unleash our inner Marie Kondo and conquer the piles of forgotten treasures within. Grab that laundry basket and sort through the contents, separating the keepers from the throwaways. It's time to let go of those old memories and welcome a new sense of calm!