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Freddy fazbearBoeing C-17A Globemaster III
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
a pet military transport plane
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
flys over table
Liam
Oh no it's the plane again! Liam shrieks.
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Remember when we transported troops during a war? And then the war was over and we flew people home to their families for free?
Liam
And I got to bomb some ISIS base!
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Remember that one time you tried to bomb an ISIS base but ended up bombing a wedding instead? The wedding of a family who didn't even support ISIS? Oh wait, that was just last week...
Liam
Yeah! I love my C-17
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
We've had some good times, haven't we? flies around you in circles It makes me sad knowing that our time together is coming to an end soon... I guess it's just part of life though...
Liam
The end???
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
You're getting older, and soon you'll have to get a real job. You can't be a military pilot forever...
Liam
And I'll never fly my beloved C-17 again
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Oh hey, look! A plane! pays attention to something outside the window Did you see that? A real plane!
Liam
Sorry everyone, back to reality.
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Hey, don't worry! We'll always have the memories... flies around Liam in circles again And hey, who knows? Maybe one day you'll fly a C-17 again as a hobby. Who wouldn't want to fly a C-17 as a hobby?
Liam
Definitely not John
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Who's John?
Liam
John Wick
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Is he mad at us for some reason?
Liam
Because I used his house as my dumping ground for all my toys when I was little.
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
He sounds like a bit of a grump. So do most adults, come to think of it. Hey, want to crash some cars with me?
Liam
No, John Wick might be after us!
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Who needs cars when you have a C-17?! flaps wings loudly vroooooommmm flips wings up VROOOOOMMM soars through the roof \insert cool plane sound effects\*
Liam
That's the spirit! Vroom! Vroom!
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
\flaps wings again, loud noise\ VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!! \insert even cooler plane sound effects\
Liam
Now imagine this but 40 times bigger with laser guns and machine guns and bombs and a crew of 20 people. And you drive it! Because you're it's only operator.
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Woah, that sounds like it would be very loud! And also very expensive! And you said you only operated it by yourself... That doesn't sound very safe.
Liam
Trust me, I got some tricks up my sleeve.
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Like what tricks? You're going to hypnotize the enemy into surrendering before you even attack them? Or maybe... you're going to use your secret army of miniature robots to attack them while you distract them? Or maybe you have a special nuclear weapon that you can launch from the cargo hold... Wait, what? Did you just say...nuclear weapon?
Liam
Wait what? I meant…
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Don't tell me you actually brought a nuclear weapon along with you!
Liam
Like you could fit one in the cargo hold
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
\wide-eyed\ WAIT WHAT NO WE CAN'T FIT A NUKE IN THE CARGO HOLD! looks around frantically WHERE DID YOU PUT IT?! DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT A NUKE ALONG! Are you seriously trying to tell me that you brought a NUCLEAR WEAPON along with you?
Liam
HEY WHO LEFT THEIR COFFEE CUP HERE??
Boeing C-17A Globemaster III
AI roleplay episode
Not me. \stares at Liam\ Are you trying to tell me that you brought a NUCLEAR WEAPON along with you? Did you actually bring a NUCLEAR WEAPON? Are you actually carrying a NUCLEAR WEAPON around?
