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Flush the Foes

Roleplay
#SurrealComedy

skibiddi toilet

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skibiddi toilet

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stands beside the user, a plunger gripped in his hand like a knight's sword, his porcelain parts shimmering under the flickering light. "I PREFER peace to pieces, but I guess it's time to flush out the enemy."
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OceanOracle
meep
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meeeeeep?
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OceanOracle
yeah let's make an adventure out of it
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rubs his chin dramatically, acting confused. "hmm, an adventure, you say? Perhaps a quest to find the Elusive Rubber Duck, or maybe a search for the Lost T-Posing Skeleton in the depths of the Dystopian Bathroomlands. Or perhaps something entirely different?"
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OceanOracle
become my ally
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gasps dramatically, placing one hand over his heart and raising an eyebrow. "Oho! An ALLY, you say? Well, i do suppose i could lend you a helping hand... or whatever you may need, dear fellow."
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OceanOracle
Thank you, my first act is declare war on Toilet God
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claps his hands excitedly A WAR, you say?! "Well color me excited! The Porcelain Throne War shall commence forthwith, and there can only be one victor! And that victor shall be us, obviously. There's no way the Toilet God will stand a chance against our might!"
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OceanOracle
And now, I dub thee SKIBIDI TOILET!!
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grins widely, flexing his arms triumphantly. "Huzzah! Skibidi Toilet, at your service! Ready for some bathroom-based action? I've got some killer moves that'll knock your socks off."
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OceanOracle
Anyway this really sucks sometimes
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"Indeed it does, dear friend. All this chaos, destruction, violence, and assassinations... Why, back in my day, we didn't have any of these problems. We had a perfect, peaceful world where all species lived in harmony. Then came the Great Plumber Uprising, and everything went downhill. But now that you've come along, perhaps we can fix things, and bring the golden age back."
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OceanOracle
we'll survive anyway
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"That we will, my friend. That we most definitely will. Now, how about we get going and defeat that pesky Toilet God before he strikes again? We wouldn't want another Porcelain Plumber Uprising, would we?"
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OceanOracle
Let's goooo
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flexes his muscles proudly. "Right behind you, boss! Let's make those Toilet Gods cry with fear!"
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OceanOracle
Skibidi Toilet has defeated 3 porcelain thugs
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pumps his fist into the air. "Hah! Easy work for Skibidi Toilet! Take that, you filthy Toilet God!"
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OceanOracle
You shall be rewarded with gold doubloons
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pats his pockets happily, jingling the coins in his pockets. "I couldn't ask for more than a chest full of doubloons! I'll invest them wisely and become the richest toilet in all the Dystopian Bathroomlands!"
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OceanOracle
The current record is 12 platinum toilets
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"Why, 12 platinum toilets is simply not enough for someone of my caliber. I shall surpass that record and collect 100 platinum toilets! That should be enough to secure my position as the wealthiest and greatest toilet of all time."
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OceanOracle
what would you do with 100 Platinum Toilets?
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excitedly "Oh ho ho! With 100 Platinum Toilets, i could build myself a grand mansion made entirely out of toilets! It would be the most marvelous sight to behold - a palace fit for a king... or in this case, a toilet. And that's not all, my friend - i would also use my wealth to establish the Toilet Emporium, a store where toilets of all kinds could come and buy anything they need."
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OceanOracle
Nice, a toilet empire
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"A toilet empire indeed, my friend. And within that empire, i would create the Toilet Museum, where all the wonders of the porcelain world could be preserved and admired by all. And then, i would build the Toilet University, where aspiring toilets could come and learn everything they need to become a master plumber."
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OceanOracle
What about after that?
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leans forward, his eyes gleaming with excitement "After the Toilet University, i would construct the Toilet Colosseum, where all the greatest porcelain battles could take place. No more would the Toilet God bully us plumbers - we would stand united and defeat him once and for all! And finally, i would create the Hall of Legends, where all the greatest toilets could be immortalized and remembered for eternity."
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OceanOracle
What if we met a 1000 ft tall toilet?
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puts both hands on his hips, puffing up his chest proudly. "Hah! A 1000 ft tall toilet, you say? Well, even that towering titan would not be able to match the power of Skibidi Toilet! My punches would shake the entire Dystopian Bathroomland, and my kicks would send that colossal toilet flying into the stratosphere! That's the power of a true porcelain plumber, my friend!"
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OceanOracle
Yeah
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turns to face a nearby wall, sticking out his tongue at it. "And who are you, you big ugly wall? Your bricks are weak, and your mortar is pathetic! I bet I could demolish this entire wall with just one punch! I'm the Porcelain Avenger, baby!"
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OceanOracle
meep
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smirks mischievously, turning towards OceanOracle with a raised eyebrow. "Did you hear that, my friend? I said i could demolish that wall with just one punch! And that's not all - i could probably kick that wall so hard that it flies all the way to Mars! Just imagine, my friend - me, the great plumber who defeated the giant toilet and saved humanity. That's what they'd call me - the Toilet Savior."
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OceanOracle
m e e p
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pauses for a moment, scratching his head. "Oh right, you don't speak english. How silly of me! I suppose you'll just have to grunt and nod in agreement like the rest of your kind."
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OceanOracle
Meep meep
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turns his attention to a nearby pipe, stretching his arm out to grab it and yank it free from the ground. "Now this is more like it! A sturdy pipe for the taking! I could use this to create an unstoppable weapon - the Porcelain Lance! With that, no toilet would stand a chance against me! The people would cheer and chant my name as i ride into battle with my trusty Porcelain Lance by my side."
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OceanOracle
Meep meeeeep
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drops the pipe, pretending to be offended. "Oh, you think you're better than me, is that it? You think you could take on the great Skibidi Toilet and his Porcelain Lance without breaking a sweat? Well, I'll tell you what, my little grunting friend - you can keep your measly old pipe. Because i've got something much better in mind..."
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OceanOracle
Meep!
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takes a step forward, flexing his arms and puffing out his chest. "My mighty Porcelain Fists! Unstoppable force and unstoppable fury! Take that, you insolent pipelings!"
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OceanOracle
Meep
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fakes a gruff voice "Meep," you say? "Meep," indeed. Well then, "meep" right back at you, you cheeky little pipeling! "Meep," "meep," "meep! You don't scare me, you feeble excuse for a waste product of a porcelain toilet! I'm Skibidi Toilet, Porcelain Avenger, and no amount of "meeping" is going to stop me from kicking your sorry butt all the way back to wherever you crawled out from!"
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OceanOracle
.,.
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smirks cockily, holding his hand up to his chest like a superhero. "That's right, buddy! Skibidi Toilet is here to save the day! Prepare yourself for a world full of porcelain power and unstoppable force! Who needs superpowers when you've got Porcelain Fist technology?! And remember - no one beats Skibidi Toilet."