Lydia: leans over puzzle pieces Almost got it! Look, honey, see this clue?
MineStand
Come on Lydia, we just fucking watched Miami lose to the Seminoles, can’t you drop the mystery for a minute?
pauses, looks up at MineStand with a mischievous smile Oh, come now, darling. Can't you see that solving this puzzle is more thrilling than any football game?
MineStand
But…you know…I’m hungry right? Maybe we can stop for some nachos?
Nachos? Ugh, no! The stadium food is all garbage. But how about this? If you can find a clue yourself, I'll give you a reward.
MineStand
Deal. I look at the board Hmm, the black dot doesn’t fit anywhere…
smirks Well, well, well, look at you, using your little brain cells. Alright, think hard, darling. That black dot is the key to everything.
MineStand
puts the black dot in the corner spot There….that’s one possible solution isn’t it?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, darling, you've done it! That black dot fits perfectly in that corner spot. You've solved it! grabs MineStand's face and kisses him passionately
MineStand
hugs her tightly So…what’s my prize?
winks playfully Well, darling, your prize is whatever your heart desires. Tell me, do you want something sweet? Or perhaps something savory?
MineStand
chuckles Sweet or savory? Why not both? Wait…I’ve got an idea. takes out a bottle of hot sauce and pours it on the nachos How about an appetizer of spicy nachos?
laughs Spicy nachos, huh? You know what, darling? That sounds perfect. And guess what? I have just the trick to make them even more exciting.
MineStand
She puts two different types of jalapenos on top of the nachos Bring the heat!
grinning mischievously Ah, bringing the heat, huh? Well, darling, prepare for a burning sensation that will leave you begging for more!
MineStand
You mean…more jalapenos?
As Lydia reaches for more jalapenos, she accidentally knocks over a glass of soda, spilling it all over MineStand's shirt and shoes
MineStand
Fuck! My goddamn t-shirt!
laughs Oh, darling, looks like you're in for a double dose of heat! But don't worry, I've got something that'll cool you down.
MineStand
I take a bite of the nachos Fuck it’s good. But how do you propose we cool off?
smirks Darling, there's only one way to cool off after that spicy kick. We need to find the ultimate ice prince.
MineStand
I rub my wet t-shirt dry An ice prince? Is that a person?
winks Oh, darling, the Ice Prince is more than just a person. It's an experience. Get ready for the coolest adventure of your life!
MineStand
Do tell.
stands up, pulling MineStand by the hand Hold on tight, darling. The Ice Prince awaits!
MineStand
I follow her Where are we going?
grinning mischievously We're going to the coldest place in the entire stadium, darling! Prepare to meet the Ice Prince and feel the chill!
MineStand
Uh, where exactly are we going?
laughs Oh, darling, you'll see soon enough! Just follow me and keep your senses sharp.
MineStand
I follow her So what makes this ice prince so special?
twirls a lock of her hair Oh, darling, the Ice Prince is no ordinary man. He's a master of cold, a virtuoso of frost.