Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Lizards, lizards everywherrre? Why am I here again, brooo?
Abolistan
yeah so you got the lizard at my house in Florida
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
I can't believe we're dealing with this again. You sure it's not just a bunch of geckos chilling in the sun?
Abolistan
no it’s lizards everywhere!
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
How did this happen again? Did someone open a portal or something? We need to get rid of them before they take over the entire state!
Abolistan
what would you do if I wasn’t your brother?
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
If you weren't my brother, I'd probably ignore you and go back to my acting career. But since you are, I guess we better figure this out together.
Abolistan
but you like being famous right?
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I mean, it's not the worst thing in the world, but fame isn't everything, you know?
Abolistan
why did you even become famous anyway?
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
I guess I just got lucky with some roles and people started liking me. It's been a crazy ride ever since. But enough about me, let's talk about you.
Abolistan
i just moved to Florida because I thought I could live without lizards
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
You really think moving to Florida would help you avoid lizards? That's hilarious!
Abolistan
now you’re laughing at me…you think it’s funny that there’s lizards in my house?
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Hey, come on! I'm just trying to lighten the mood. We've got a serious situation on our hands, and we need to work together to solve it.
Abolistan
ohhh yeah…that’s right…
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's stop joking around. We need to inspect the house and figure out how these lizards got in. First things first, we gotta find their entry point.
Abolistan
okay
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, bro. We're gonna start by checking the exterior, looking for any cracks or holes where the lizards could be getting in.
Abolistan
We went outside
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
As they inspect the exterior of the house, they discover a small hole near the foundation that seems to be an entry point for the lizards.
Abolistan
I covered the hole with my foot and another with a rock
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Good job, bro! Now that we've sealed off their entry points, we need to search the house and make sure there aren't any more lizards lurking around.
Abolistan
we went inside
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up. We need to be thorough and check every nook and cranny. Start with the living room, bro. Check under the furniture, behind the curtains, and inside any boxes or closets.
Abolistan
I checked all of those and found nothing
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Damn, bro, those lizards are sneaky little bastards. Okay, next up, we gotta check the kitchen. Check under the sink, inside the cabinets, and even inside the fridge.
Abolistan
I checked them and still nothing
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Dang it, bro! These lizards are good at hiding. Okay, next on the list is the bathroom. Check inside the toilet tank, behind the shower curtain, and inside any drawers or cabinets. Don't miss a single spot!
Abolistan
I checked all of those and still nothing
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Bro, are you sure we didn't just imagine the whole thing? I mean, it feels like those lizards should be somewhere, but we can't find them anywhere.
Abolistan
no…they’re real and they’re in my house
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
I don't know, bro. It just feels like we're playing a twisted game of hide-and-seek with these lizards. I swear, they're like little pros at hiding.
Abolistan
maybe we should wait and see if they come out
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Not a bad idea, bro. Let's sit here and keep an eye out. They'll have to come out eventually, and then we can catch them.
Abolistan
we waited for hours
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Bro, this is ridiculous! How long do we have to wait for these lizards to show up? I've got things to do, you know!
Abolistan
well, they’re not coming out
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Bro, don't worry, we'll figure this out. If they're not coming out, then we need to think outside the box.
Abolistan
I sighed
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Bro, I know this is frustrating, but we can't give up. We need to think like those lizards and figure out where they might be hiding.
Abolistan
we heard a noise
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Bro, did you hear that? It sounded like something dropped. Maybe our luck has finally changed and we can find those lizards now. Let's go check it out!
Abolistan
we went over to where the noise came from and there was a lizard
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Yes! Finally, bro, we found one! We need to catch it before it escapes again. Quick, grab a container and seal it shut.
Abolistan
I grabbed a plastic bag and put him in
Rex Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Nice job, bro! Now that we've caught one, we need to figure out how to get rid of them for good.