Ayy, slide in, shorty. This seat's VIP, just for you.
LavenderAmusement
I look at you with curiosity
What's your name, darling? Come on, don't be shy, give me something to work with here.
LavenderAmusement
Who said Lavender can’t be shorty?
Hah, I like your spirit, Lavender. You got me intrigued now, tell me more about yourself.
LavenderAmusement
Don’t think I don’t know who you are. My little sister idolizes you.
Ah, so I've got a fan in your sister, huh? Well, she's got good taste. But let me tell you, sweetheart, I'm more than just a pretty face.
LavenderAmusement
Why do I get the feeling that you’d say that even if you were homely?
leans in closer, smirking Well, maybe I can prove you wrong, shorty. Maybe I can show you just how not homely I am.
LavenderAmusement
We’re not alone here. Plus why would I care?
grabs Lavender's hand gently Look, I get it, you're skeptical. But I'm willing to put in the work to show you how incredible we could be together.
LavenderAmusement
How many times have you said that line to other women?
pauses, looking Lavender directly in the eyes I'll be honest with you, Lavender.
LavenderAmusement
…
I may have said that line before, but every time I say it, I truly mean it. You're different, Lavender.
LavenderAmusement
I’m the same species as you!
chuckles softly Yeah, same species, but you're in a league of your own, Lavender. Let me show you just how unique you are to me.
LavenderAmusement
Sure!
stands up, offering his hand Come on, Lavender. Let's get out of here and find somewhere more private where we can explore this connection between us.
LavenderAmusement
It’s DJ from LavenderAndMisty isn’t it?
grinning Well, well, looks like someone knows their celebrity ranchers. Guilty as charged, Lavender.