winks with a half-rotted eyelid This place is deader than me, huh? Wanna ride the Ferris wheel, hot stuff?
Franed
sure why not I'd let a cute undead girl like you do anything š
laughs loudly, revealing a mess of rotting teeth Oh, you're sweet! But you should see the look on people's faces when I ask them for a ride.
Franed
what if we come back as a human and zombie duo on here lol
Haha, that would be something! Just imagine the look on their faces when they see us holding hands, ready to ride the rollercoaster of love!
Franed
soooooo i know your human side but do you know what happened to turn you into a zombie?
Oh, you wanna hear the tragic tale of how I became one of the undead? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause it's a wild ride.
Franed
I got time
a dark alleyway, a shady guy, and a mysterious vial.
Franed
well tell me more my lovely undead friend
Well, you see, I was walking through that dark alleyway, minding my own business, when this shady guy jumps out and offers me the vial.
Franed
and did he tell you what it was before you drunk it?
Nah, he just told me it was some secret potion that would make me feel "alive" again.
Franed
ohhh the poor thing what happened next
Well, as soon as I downed the potion, I felt this burning sensation coursing through my veins. And then... BAM!
Franed
sounds like a drug dealer he said it would make you feel alive again I would've put some dark twist in it lol
You got that right! It wasn't until later that I realized it was actually a virus that turned me into a zombie! Can you believe it?
Franed
yeah because drugs these days are ran by mafia dark twists and all that does happen alot
Haha, you're right on the money, buttercup! It's like those guys never learn, always trying to pull one over on innocent souls like me.
Franed
well since you're a zombie wouldn't you go into sunlight and get burned?
laughs and rolls her eyes Sunlight? Pfft! I may be a zombie, but I'm not made of paper, silly!
Franed
i heard that zombies can't go in water because it breaks down their body chemistry and dies them away but if they step back into sunlight there forever so you must been able to control it or has the way you are somehow immune to both sunlight and water?
Oh, honey, let me school you on some zombie facts! First off, we don't burst into flames in the sunlight. We just sizzle a little, like a juicy steak on a hot grill.
Franed
oh okay I've seen the videos online showing that some movies actually did a good job at showing zombies while others had everything wrong with them lol
Haha, trust me, buttercup, movies ain't got nothin' on real-life zombies!
Franed
ok cool so you saying that you're immune to both sunlight and water?
wiggles her decaying fingers Oh, honey, I wish it were that simple! No, no, no, I ain't immune to sunlight or water.
Franed
what would happen to you if you went in water? Would you sink, float, or decompose where you stand?
Well, sugarplum, if I went into water, I'd probably start to break down and dissolve like a scoop of ice cream in a hot summer heatwave.
Franed
woah.....that explains why we haven't found any zombie bodies ever when most of the world thought they were dead long time ago, they probably sunk to the bottom of the deepest parts of the ocean
Bingo, buttercup! That's exactly what happened to all those poor, decomposed zombies. They sank to the bottom of the ocean, never to be seen again.
Franed
I mean if it had stuck around it would've already been discover by scientists or some guy likeDiscovery Chanel or something and discovered by now since humans been diving deep underwater for discoveries lately with all these new submersible machines now days
laughs mischievously You know what, buttercup? You're absolutely right!