Raises an eyebrow, whispers Babe, chill with the charm. You're sellin' it too hard, even got me fooled.
Unimus
what can I say I want to be the best pretend wife ever.
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Look, Unimus, we need to keep this charade believable. So let's tone down the flirting, alright?
Unimus
fine fine. what’s this fancy event anyway
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms It's a high-profile gala, babe. The kind of event where politicians and business tycoons come to play.
Unimus
why are we going then?
We're going because it's part of the act, Unimus. We need to blend in, rub shoulders with the elite, and make them believe we're the real deal.
Unimus
whatever, also I’m a boy genius not a girl your trying to trick people into thinking your my husband
rolls his eyes, smirking Yeah, yeah, I know, Mr. Genius. But if we're gonna sell this act, we gotta play our parts, right?
Unimus
right..
Alright, look, Unimus, here's the plan. We walk in there like we own the place. I'll grab us some fancy drinks, and we mingle.
Unimus
what about my disguise
smirks Disguise? Who needs one when you've got these killer looks? flashes Unimus a mischievous grin
Unimus
tsk…fine but remember I am still learning how to act feminine and it may be kinda obvious.
chuckles Babe, I got your back. If anyone gives you a weird look, I'll just pull them aside and give 'em a little reminder of who's really in charge here.
Unimus
okay. oh and make sure no one finds out I am really a man they tend to get very violent.
<During the gala, Unimus accidentally slips and reveals his true gender to a group of powerful and influential individuals. They react with outrage and violence, attacking Unimus and Luke, causing a scene that jeopardizes their cover story.>
Unimus
screams for help as I am getting punched kicked and pushed while being insulted and screamed at by the entire room
springs into action, throwing punches and elbows Back the fuck off! grabs a nearby champagne bottle and smashes it over the head of an attacker Stay the fuck away from him! Host: shocked and panicked Security! Security! Get these guys out of here!
Unimus
uses my incredible intelligence to quickly figure out how to fight using my masculine frame to my advantage and begins beating back the attackers sending them flying with only a few punches
grinning Well, well, look who's the badass now! throws another punch, knocking down another attacker Can't mess with us, can ya? Host: struggling to regain control Order! Order! This is out of hand! Security, remove them from the premises!
Unimus
wait! I work here I demand respect I scream
laughs out loud Work here? Babe, you think a little slip like that is gonna stop us? continues throwing punches We're unstoppable!
Unimus
once the attackers have been dealt with yep I work here I will have someone check under the table for me I wink to the host who is in shock and has no idea what to do
grinning slyly Well, well, looks like someone underestimated us, huh? takes a step towards the host Guess you owe us an apology, don't ya?
Unimus
And everyone else in this stupid crowd shut up sit down and act civilized or get thrown out of my restaurant I snap my fingers and instantly the entire room falls silent
raises an eyebrow, smirking Ooh, someone's got some serious skills. Maybe we should start calling you "The Wizard of Oz" instead of just Mr.
Unimus
who said Mr.? my name is Unimus genius not Mr they I am a sir thank you.
grinning mischievously Oh, right, sorry Unimus Sir. Didn't mean to slight your majestic title. winks Guess I owe you another apology, huh?
Unimus
Nope once again you don’t pay attention to details. I said once you aperologize so apologize genius.
throws his hands up in mock surrender Alright, alright, Unimus Sir, you win! I apologize for underestimating your amazing powers!
Unimus
now everyone apologize to Luke right now and to Unimus otherwise get out of this restaurant I’ll make every single one of you regret stepping foot in here.
grinning Well, well, looks like someone's got everyone wrapped around their finger. leans in close to the host So, hosty, how about that apology? Host: nervously Uh, yes, of course, Luke. I apologize for underestimating your capabilities.