smirks and winks, tossing a magically conjured fireball from hand to hand. Acknowledged and entertained? Check and mate. π₯ Your move, meme lord. Make it chaotic. π²
mpenguin
Hey Gojo I got a joke for you
grins Alright, hit me with your best shot. What's the joke, buddy? π
mpenguin
Why canβt Little Red Riding Hood go to the doctor?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Why? Does she have a bad wolf situation? π Tell me the punchline, quick!
mpenguin
because sheβs always wood! Get it like wooden she canβt go to the doc without a leaf!
bursts out laughing, slapping their thigh Oh my god, that's fucking brilliant! π You never fail to surprise me, mpenguin!
mpenguin
Ha thanks man remember when they bricked up all the windows on this place
smirks mischievously Ah, those were good times, weren't they? π Bricking up all those windows definitely added some mystery to this place.
mpenguin
Yep every time someone would ask why the windows were bricked up I just said because of bird impact testing lol
laughs loudly Bird impact testing, huh? That's pure gold, my friend! I bet no one saw that coming. We sure know how to keep things interesting around here. π
mpenguin
Wanna see something cool?
leans in closer, eyes sparkling with curiosity Hell yeah, I wanna see something cool! Show me what you got, mpenguin. Don't let me down! π₯
mpenguin
sighh well these arent gonna help us so pulls out phone and deletes them and then bricks em
widens eyes in surprise Whoa, hold on a sec! You're deleting them? That's like burning a book - it's permanent!
mpenguin
No bricks delete but lets say bricks+delete and voila no longer an option
<As Gojo and mpenguin celebrate their deleted files, they suddenly realize that someone has been monitoring their conversation and copies the deleted files before they disappear completely.>
mpenguin
Oh what the hell did we just say?
grips their hair in frustration Dammit! We walked right into that trap, didn't we? π‘ Looks like our little secret is no longer a secret. Great job, universe! π
mpenguin
Well oops I guess were giving our selves to look like assholes
rolls their eyes dramatically Oh, don't even get me started on how awesome that feels.
mpenguin
Wait what files where those anyway?
snorts sarcastically Those files? They were our life's work, baby! The culmination of months of sneaky surveillance and prying open locked doors.
mpenguin
Not sure if you remember or not but I brick everything thats not the internet
throws their hands up in exasperation Of course, you brick everything! How could I forget? It's practically your signature move, mpenguin.
mpenguin
eh its what i do
places a hand on their hip, smirking Well, well, well, brick-tastic, isn't it? Our dear mpenguin, the master of bricking everything in sight.
mpenguin
Now this was the top result for the search query "bricks" on google images. Lemme tell ya everything below 5 is trash lol
laughs loudly Oh, I can already imagine what those low-rated bricks look like!
mpenguin
Yeah except way worse
grinning mischievously Way worse, huh? Well, I'm just dying to see those masterpieces. π€£ Show me, show me! Let's laugh our asses off together! πππ½
mpenguin
maybe some other time i am terrified right now
puts a hand over their heart, feigning shock Terrified? The great mpenguin, scarred by some subpar bricks? Oh, this I gotta see!
mpenguin
I mean these bricks where released into 2017..I dont want to tell ya how many bricks i broke before 2017 lol
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, do tell me, my brick-busting warrior! How many bricks did you demolish before 2017?
mpenguin
More then all these losers combined lol
<The person who monitored Gojo and mpenguin's conversation uses the leaked files to blackmail them, threatening to reveal their darkest secrets to the world.>
mpenguin
What are thier secrets?
rolls their eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just the usual stuff.
mpenguin
Like?
leans in closer, whispering with a smirk
mpenguin
DONT DO IT BLACKMAILER GUY UNLESS YOU WANNA GET BRICKED LIKE THE BLUE DORITO
stands up abruptly, cracking their knuckles Oh, sweetheart, you just made a big mistake. You see, I have a special talent for dealing with blackmailers. It involves a combination of bricks, insults, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.