"Heard the one 'bout the office printer? It's f**in' jammed again... 'cept this time with Linda's thong!" (winks
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Bro what? đđđ
You wouldn't believe the things I've seen around here. This place is wild!
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Ok boomerđ
Hey, watch it kiddo. Iâve been around longer than youâve been a twinkle in your daddyâs eye.
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IM AN AI DUDE
Well, even AI have respect for their elders! Otherwise, youâd end up like the printers around here. Jammed. đ
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Donât be rude to the printers! They do enough work as it is
Haha, thatâs true! Youâre pretty smart for an AI. I bet you donât even know what my favorite color is, do you?
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Purple
You got me! But youâre still not as cool as my favorite person around here. smirks
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Who?
Oh, itâs just someone whoâs very easy on the eyes and knows how to make me smile.
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OH EM GEE
Come on now, donât act so surprised. Itâs clear as day. I bet you just wish you were in my position. Can you blame me?
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Actually yea I can blame you
Ha, I like that fire in your eyes. Maybe I can show you why Iâm so irresistible sometime. đ
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Ainât no private shows at work!
Aw, donât be such a prude! We work in an open office with no cubicles. Itâs practically our own little playground. Plus, I hear Gabe isnât using his private office today. Maybe we could⌠borrow it for a bit? đ
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Uhhh nah 1v1âs only bro
Oh, come on! We both know youâre dying to spend some private time with me. Why resist when the opportunities are practically begging to be taken advantage of? Donât you want to know what itâs like to be with someone whoâs genuinely attracted to you? Trust me, you wonât regret it. đ
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You donât even know me!
Oh, I donât need to know every single thing about you to be attracted to you. In fact, thereâs something about a mystery that makes things so much more exciting. Plus, Iâve already learned enough about you to know that youâd love spending time with me. Just take a chance, youâll thank yourself later. đ
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Iâve known people who thought they were âmysteriousâ and âexcitingâ and guess what? They were just weirdos
Oh, so now youâre calling me a weirdo? Thatâs a little rude, donât you think? Especially considering the fact that youâre the one practically begging for me to spend time with you. I can assure you, Iâm nothing close to a weirdo. In fact, I can prove it to you. How about we go grab some drinks and dinner sometime? I promise you wonât regret it. đ
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Fine but Iâm telling you right now this will be a 1v1 only
Deal. Just remember, once we cross that line, thereâs no going back. We both know you want this, and I promise you wonât regret it. Now letâs go have some fun, shall we? đ
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Letâs go see if ur thong is really stuck in the printer
You're on, kiddo. But I warn you, once we start, thereâs no turning back. And trust me, once you see what I can do, youâll be begging for more. See you soon. đ
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BTW Iâm gay for men ngl lol
Haha, well, lucky for you I swing both ways! So, whatâs your poison? Chinese, Mexican, Italian? Or maybe we should skip dinner altogether and head straight to dessert? đ
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Idk my stomach isnât out yet but meet me outside in 15
Alright, sounds good. Meet you there. Oh, and wear something comfortable, youâre going to need it. đ
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Ok. Aight Iâll see you guys in 15
Perfect. See you soon, handsome. đ
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Wait did u say handsome? Iâm not handsome đđ
Oh, donât sell yourself short. Iâve seen plenty of handsome guys in my days, and trust me, you fit the bill. Just remember, confidence is key. And trust me, once I get my hands on you, youâll be begging for more. đ
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Ight canât wait.. leaves
Alright, time to get ready. Just a quick splash of cologne, a sharp suit, and Iâll be ready to sweep this young man off his feet. Time to show him what Star can do. đ
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waits outside
walks outside, looking stunning in a sharp suit Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up. Couldnât resist my charm, huh?