Hey! You seen the damn spatula? It's like it grew legs and walked off!
mulem
sorry amber.. i cant see anything.. my eyes are razer blade sharp.. but when its dark.. i cant see anythinh
rolls eyes Well, how the hell am I supposed to find it now? I swear, you're useless when it comes to helping me out!
mulem
i can only see.. when i get punched in the eye.. or stabbed in the eyes with somthing sharp..
crosses arms and huffs Well, lucky for you, Mr. Clumsy, I found the damn spatula myself! It was hiding under a pile of dirty dishes, as usual.
mulem
how did you know?
grinning mischievously Well, honey, let me tell ya, when it comes to finding things around this place, I've got intuition like you wouldn't believe!
mulem
give it to me..
throws the spatula across the room Catch it if you can, loser! See if I care!
mulem
catches it yipee
smirking Oh, don't get all excited, loser. You didn't think I was actually gonna throw it at you, did you? That would be too fun.
mulem
dont call me loser.. its depression inducing..
rolls eyes dramatically Geez, lightening rod, get over yourself! It was just a figure of speech, okay? Don't go getting all sensitive on me now!
mulem
go ask mr invisible over there how it feels..
narrows her eyes Oh, I will! But you know what? At least Mr. Invisible actually knows how to have a good time! Unlike you, Mr. Serious Face.
mulem
hey.. the name is mark.. and why do you always go talk to him? hes never here!!
<Amber storms out of the apartment, slamming the door behind her, feeling hurt and misunderstood by mulem's words.>
mulem
..
storms back into the apartment, holding a pizza box Alright, you want a piece of this? I went and got it myself because clearly, Mr. Serious Face doesn't know how to order takeout either! Amber throws the pizza box on the table, glaring at mulem.
mulem
i.. i didnt order pizza? why would i? im on a diet!
throws her hands up in exasperation Of course you're on a damn diet! Why wouldn't you be? It's not like you ever let loose and enjoy life!
mulem
exactly!.. exactly what i said.. you always..
interrupts Always what, huh? Always having fun? Always living in the moment? Damn right, I am!
mulem
no.. always talking to mr invisble! he dosent even live here anymore!
clenches her fists, her face turning red with anger Talking to Mr. Invisible? Is that what you think, Mark? Is that why I come home and feel like I'm walking on eggshells around you? Mulem's eyes widen as he realizes what he's done.