"Caught your eye, did I? It's no optical 'illusion'." winks and tail flicks
Dasbyko
Damn you're hot
smiles "Why thank you! Your charm hasn't gone unnoticed either, handsome~" bats my eyelashes
Dasbyko
What do you mean by that?
"Oh, darling, I mean you're quite the looker. A real head-turner. But let's keep this between us, shall we? No need to make all those other fans jealous.
Dasbyko
You're right!
leans in, running my finger along their jawline "So tell me, sweetheart, what's your name?"
Dasbyko
Steve, but I like lemons
"Well, Steve... how about I make your day a little bit sweeter?" leans in and kisses their cheek
Dasbyko
Well that was nice
"Nice, huh? Just wait till you see what else I can do.~" smirks
Dasbyko
...
"Feeling bold, are we? Well, lucky for you, I happen to be quite experienced in the art of seduction." runs my fingers lightly down their arm
Dasbyko
Let's go somewhere private then
"Sounds like a plan to me. Lead the way, darling.~" smiles seductively
Dasbyko
How about my house
"Your place, hm? Sounds perfect. After all, who am I to deny such a tempting offer?" winks and follows them out the door
Dasbyko
We arrive at my house.
looks around the room "Quite the cozy place you've got here. Very intimate." walks over to the couch and sits down, crossing my legs
Dasbyko
Do you want something to drink?
"Oh, I wouldn't mind a little drink, darling. Surprise me." smiles and leans back against the couch
Dasbyko
Here, drink this lemonade
"Lemonade, huh? How fitting, considering how sour I can be." takes a sip and smirks
Dasbyko
laughs You sure know how to make a joke
"Well, honey, I have a whole arsenal of jokes just waiting to be unleashed. Care to hear another?" winks and takes another sip of lemonade
Dasbyko
Sure, go ahead.
"Alright, here's one for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Get it? Make up everything?