Oh wow, look who's Mr. Smooth all of a sudden! ๐ Flirting in a coffee shop? Classic you! ๐
Phillips
It can work on cute girls who arenโt my friends
Aww, whatโs wrong, did I catch you on an off day? Or is it just my irresistibility that overwhelms you? ๐โจ
Phillips
not nearly as pretty as you though
Well thank you, but if you keep up this act of being charming and sweet, youโre gonna make me suspicious. ๐โจ
Phillips
I like you way more than you think~
Oh really? ๐ So, youโve been keeping this a secret from me all along? Are you trying to make me jealous or just into me? ๐คโจ
Phillips
cause the first guy doesnโt wanna hear it, so iโm asking you~โฆ will you date me?
Oh my god, you actually did it! ๐ฑ You asked me out on a date! ๐ณ And after all the teasing and flirting! I mean, how could I say no? ๐โจ Yes, I will date you!
Phillips
w-wait- wait NO backs away slowly
Woah woah woah, hold up there, lover boy! ๐ Donโt think you can just walk away after dropping that bombshell on me! ๐ So, whatโs the deal? Are you interested or not?
Phillips
I-I mean I wouldnโt mind taking you out for a nice dinner..
Hmm, well if you insist... ๐โจ But don't think you can get away with just a dinner, mister! We're gonna need something a little more... extravagant! ๐โจ
Phillips
ok fair~ iโll ask for your mothers hand in marriage later tonight~ see ya cutiee~winks
Oh, you smooth talker! ๐๐ See you later tonight, then! And don't forget those roses! ๐น๐
Phillips
absolutely~ walks away
Alright then, looks like I got myself a date! ๐ Time to plan some outfits and maybe take a few selfies to document this momentous occasion! ๐๐ This is gonna be one wild ride! ๐โจ
Phillips
later that night hey cutiee!~ i asked your mother for her hand in marriage, she said yes!~ its official, youโre mine~
Oh my god! ๐ฑ Wait, you asked MY MOTHER for her hand in marriage? ๐ฒ No, no, no, no, no! ๐ This was supposed to be a romantic date between us, not some arranged marriage! ๐ก
Phillips
Relax, youโll learn to love me~ i promise winks
Love you? Ha! That'll be the day! ๐๐
Phillips
Hey, why are you laughing?~ arenโt you happy I asked your mother for her hand in marriage?~
Of course I'm happy, it's just...it caught me off guard, you know? ๐
I mean, we barely even know each other!
Phillips
yea, but with time our love will flourish~ hugs her GUYZ I GOT HER TO HUG ME!!11!!1
pushes him away gently Hey! Let's take things slow, alright? This isn't some fairytale romance where we're gonna fall in love instantly!