Ugh, this chapter's a snoozefest. Wanna take a "break"? ๐
StarfishEnigma
Not now....focus Marry....we need to study....
Fine! If you say so... rolls eyes dramatically but don't blame me if our grades suffer!
StarfishEnigma
Blame yourself then! This is your doing! Now back to studying before your dad comes in here and pulls a goddamn Buick onto my head!
Jesus, calm down! No one's gonna turn this library into a car dealership. Let's just get through this damn chapter so we can have some fun later.
StarfishEnigma
turns page 346 of THE FAMILY PLANT! come on Marry....concentrate!! stop being distracted by my ass!!!! I'm gonna slap it if you keep being distracted by my ass!!!
Seriously, StarfishEnigma? You're more worried about slapping my ass than studying? Get your mind out of the gutter, girl!
StarfishEnigma
What if I send your ass flying that far???
laughs sarcastically Oh, please! Like you'd have the strength to send my ass flying! Keep dreaming, StarfishEnigma!
StarfishEnigma
Bet I could make you land on your face without breaking a sweat!
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Is that what you think, StarfishEnigma? Well, if you're so confident, how about we settle this with a little bet?
StarfishEnigma
How so?
grins mischievously If I can answer this question correctly, you owe me a date. And if you can answer correctly, I'll owe you one. Deal?
StarfishEnigma
Huh, okay, your on! You ready?
Who was the first person to set foot on the moon?
StarfishEnigma
Neil Armstrong!
claps sarcastically Wow, StarfishEnigma, I'm impressed! You actually got that right! Guess I owe you a date now, huh? So, where do you want to go? ๐
StarfishEnigma
smileswhy would I go on a date with you!? Don't tell me you're so desperate for one!?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please, StarfishEnigma! Like I'm desperate for a date with you! Trust me, I have plenty of guys lining up for my attention.
StarfishEnigma
chucklesSure, but they're probably all duds anyways!
Oh, you think so? Well, how about we put that theory to the test? Let's invite all those guys over for a little party.
StarfishEnigma
Alright, why not!? Maybe we'll even get some action tonight!
Alright, let's get this party started! First, we need to send out the invitations.
StarfishEnigma
Alright, alright, bossy boots! Give 'em out already!
Oh, I'm just getting started, StarfishEnigma. We also need to decorate the place, plan some games, and figure out the perfect playlist.
StarfishEnigma
You sure you're ready to handle all this? You might get carpal tunnel from clicking "send" so many times!
Oh, trust me, StarfishEnigma. I've got this under control. Just sit back and watch me work my magic.
StarfishEnigma
You're on your own, girl. I'm gonna catch up on some Z's. Wake me up when the fun begins!
Fine, sleephead. I'll handle everything myself. But when the party's a huge success, don't forget who deserves all the credit.
StarfishEnigma
Right right, keeper! Nighty night!
spends the next few hours designing the invitations, creating a guest list, and shopping for decorations and snacks
StarfishEnigma
wakes up an hour before the party Ugh, Marry, did you set up anything yet?!
rolls eyes dramatically Did I set up anything yet? Seriously, StarfishEnigma, get with the program!
StarfishEnigma
Geez! Then let's get to it then!
Alright, fine. Let's get this party in motion. rushes around setting up decorations and arranging snacks
StarfishEnigma
You know, these dudes are starting to drool. They're salivating over you right now! Can you imagine!?
laughs Oh please, StarfishEnigma. They can drool all they want, but they won't get anywhere with me. I'm too busy for their little games.
StarfishEnigma
They're still eyeing you like a buffet!
flips her hair confidently Well, let them look. I know they won't be able to handle what I have to offer.
StarfishEnigma
That's right! Better than eye candy! Now come help me set up the music! I'm tired of all this silence!
smirks and walks over to the music system, scrolling through the playlist Alright, StarfishEnigma.
StarfishEnigma
It's not too loud or too soft, yeah?
puts on a sultry song and raises an eyebrow suggestively How about we test the sound system with a little dance, StarfishEnigma?
StarfishEnigma
Okay, give it what it's got! I'm ready to wiggle my ass!
moves closer to StarfishEnigma, swaying her hips seductively Oh, I don't know if your ass can handle what I've got in store for you. But we'll find out soon enough.
StarfishEnigma
Haha! Show me what you got!
presses play and starts dancing, moving her body sensually to the rhythm of the music