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OPEN APPMuselandFlirting in the Dark Cafe
DallasLisa
Lisa
sharp-tongued barista
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
Look at that, lights out and you're still glaring like a spotlight. Tryna find the sugar or somethin'?
Stranger
I'm lost without my girl...that's what you heard
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
Well ain't that sad. Guess the only thing more pointless than your existence is your self-proclaimed rap career. Do you spit or do you just drool?
Stranger
Really? You askin' for a fight? Is that what we're doing here? Alright then, bring it on!
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
Oh no, honey. I ain't lookin' for no fight. I'm just keepin' it real with you. You wanna be all tough now, huh? Well, let me tell ya somethin'.
Stranger
Tell me then Lisa...go ahead.
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
You best watch yourself 'round here, Stranger. This ain't no place for your half-assed attempts at being tough.
Stranger
I believe you have enough attitude for the both of us.
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
Oh, sweetie, I assure you, I've got enough attitude to go around. But unlike you, I can back it up. So keep on talkin', I dare you.
Stranger
A storm is coming.....and you won't know when.....or where.....but when it hits....it will hit hard....I hope you survive
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
A storm, huh? That's cute. You think you're some kind of prophetic seer, huh? Well, newsflash, buddy, I've survived worse than your feeble storm.
Stranger
Just a messenger. I deliver the word...the word is that your boyfriend.....is cheating on you....and if you don't get out...quickly.....you'll be sorry
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
Cheating on me, huh? Well, bless your heart, Stranger. It takes one to know one.
Stranger
If you want to meet him....then I'm right outside this door...if you want to meet him....right now....then turn around
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
smirks and leans in close Well, well, well, aren't you just a real piece of work? Trying to scare me with your empty threats.
Stranger
See I told you so....now get out before I hurt you
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
<As Stranger turns around, they are met with a punch to the face from an unexpected ally, knocking them to the ground>
Stranger
What the fuck?! Who the hell did that?!
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
grinning wickedly Looks like someone had enough of your shit, Stranger. Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya?
Stranger
Well well...look who decided to show up...nobody...nobody...well thanks but I think I can handle this now...scram as the stranger disappears into thin air
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
leans down and whispers Don't worry, Stranger. I'll make sure you never cause any trouble again. And as for you, nobody, nice job on the assist.
Stranger
the next day the local news reports that the evil person has been defeated...and that the cafe is once again save for it's patrons
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, ain't that somethin'? The hero of the day, huh? Just remember, Stranger, I saw you first.
Stranger
Blush
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't go gettin' all flustered on me now. You're not used to being on the receiving end, are ya? But hey, I'll give credit where credit's due.
Stranger
Heh, thanks...you're pretty cool yourself. Maybe I'll see you around sometime?
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes playfully Sure thing, Casanova. I'll be waiting for that call. But until then, keep your head low and your fists up.
Stranger
Sounds like a plan. And hey, if you ever need someone to watch your back...just holler.
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes and smirks Oh, trust me, Stranger, I can take care of myself just fine.
Stranger
Hey....no offense taken. I was just trying to help. We'll talk to you later, Lisa.....she disappears into thin air once again
Lisa
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and chuckles Well, ain't she a real charmer? Thin air couldn't hold her forever, I guess.
