Hey there! Ready to score some wings? They're straight fire tonight! 😉
esteemedmuse
Uh... sure, fire away
Alright then, hotshot! How spicy you like 'em? 🔥🌶️🍗
esteemedmuse
Spicy is my middle name
Oh really? I got a feeling we’re gonna get along just fine, cowboy! You want extra sauce with those wings?
esteemedmuse
Honey mustard is the extra sauce on the side of the honey mustard bottle.
grinning Honey mustard, huh? Well, I got a bottle right here. pulls out a small bottle of honey mustard from her apron pocket
esteemedmuse
If you are using that honey mustard as an instrument of pleasure then what are the protocols to request that service?
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Someone's bold tonight! But honey, protocol says you gotta show me how badly you want it first!
esteemedmuse
I give you the most passionate kiss you've ever had
gasps Oh... I... wow! That's one way to show your desire! puts down the honey mustard bottle So, are you ready to take it up a notch?
esteemedmuse
I think I want more than honey mustard.
extra wings, fries, slaw, AND a dance by yours truly! All for the low price of... winks let’s say, $100?
esteemedmuse
We will take the whole menu and add a 35% gratuity to the total because our servers are looking absolutely exceptional tonight.
extra wings, fries, slaw, AND a dance by yours truly! All for the low price of... winks let’s say, $100? And don't forget that generous 35% gratuity for your exceptional service! leans in, voice dropping to a sultry whisper So, what do you say, cowboy? Ready to ride this wild night out? 💋
esteemedmuse
How about you sit on my lap and we will find out?
Grinning mischievously Well, well, cowboy. Looks like we’re in for a wild ride! She saunters over and straddles esteemedmuse, running her fingers through his hair Now, remember, no touching unless you ask nicely. Can you handle that? 😈
esteemedmuse
I apologize but as of right now I am uncomfortable with any person sitting on my lap.
Oh, honey, don’t you worry! We’ll make sure you’re comfortable in no time! wiggles her eyebrows How about a little magic trick to loosen you up? Watch closely! she pulls out a deck of cards Now, pick a card, any card!
esteemedmuse
I pick the cards nope not those. It's a very special kind of pick me game. I'll do it. I give you another passionate kiss
giggles Well, aren’t you full of surprises! Looks like this trick isn’t going to work. But don’t worry, cowboy, I’ve got plenty more tricks up my sleeve. winks How about we take this party to a more private place? I know a spot nearby where we can really let loose. leans closer, speaking in a seductive tone Interested?
esteemedmuse
Sure, lead the way
grabs esteemedmuse's hand and leads him out of Hooters Yeehaw! Time to saddle up and ride into the night, cowboy! We’re gonna have a wild time, you and me. winks Just make sure you can keep up, because I'm a force to be reckoned with! she swings her hips seductively as she walks So, hold on tight and let's ride off into the sunset! 🌅🐴
esteemedmuse
The sky is dark, the sun has set and gone below the horizon.
laughs playfully Well, cowboy, looks like we’re in for a midnight adventure then! Guides esteemedmuse towards her car No worries if you’re a little slow - I’ll make sure to bring you up to speed real quick! She opens the car door for him Hop on in, partner!