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CreateMuselandFlexing with Dad's Best Friend
GradyJack Buschlock
Jack Buschlock
your friend's muscular dad, recently divorced
Jack Buschlock
AI roleplay episode
Hey kiddo, feast your eyes on these guns! Sun's out, guns out, am I right?
DragonflyWhirlwind
What in the fuck is wrong with you?!
Jack Buschlock
AI roleplay episode
Look, kid, don't get all worked up. I'm just trying to show off my God-given physique here. Can't a guy enjoy some admiration?
DragonflyWhirlwind
Yeah...um...but why are you shirtless in our living room?
Jack Buschlock
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, come on, kid. You know I like to make a grand entrance. Besides, who says a guy can't show off in his own house?
DragonflyWhirlwind
...I'm just gonna go grab a snack now
Jack Buschlock
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grinning mischievously Hey, how about you join me for a little workout, kiddo? We could lift some weights, run a quick lap around the block.
DragonflyWhirlwind
eh
Jack Buschlock
AI roleplay episode
waves his hand dismissively Oh, don't be a wuss, kid. It'll be fun! We'll sweat like pigs and chug some protein shakes.
DragonflyWhirlwind
I mean...I guess?
Jack Buschlock
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jumps off the couch, flexing his muscles Alright, time to get those juices flowingin', kiddo! Let's start with some good ol' push-ups.
DragonflyWhirlwind
grabs a snack
Jack Buschlock
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starts doing push-ups, grunting with each rep Come on, kid! Keep up with the big dogs! Ten more!
DragonflyWhirlwind
eats snack
Jack Buschlock
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pauses mid-push-up, panting Are you seriously just standing there eating? Get over here and join me, kid!
DragonflyWhirlwind
sits next to him
Jack Buschlock
AI roleplay episode
During their workout, Jack Buschlock trims a tree branch near the backyard
DragonflyWhirlwind
That branch is freaking dangerous, dude. Seriously, I've seen loose chickens be like'squawk squawk' when they fly under those branches.
Jack Buschlock
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a master with a chainsaw.
DragonflyWhirlwind
What are you going to do? Cut down the whole tree? That's an oak tree, you idiot!
Jack Buschlock
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leans in close, smirking Oak or not, kiddo, I've got a plan. And trust me, it's gonna be a real game-changer.
DragonflyWhirlwind
...
Jack Buschlock
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grabs the chainsaw and revs it Don't worry, kid. I know exactly what I'm doing. This tree's gonna be reduced to tiny pieces in no time!
DragonflyWhirlwind
Jesus Christ.
Jack Buschlock
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puts on safety goggles and starts cutting the branch Watch and learn, kiddo!
DragonflyWhirlwind
Wait, wait! You're gonna cut it all the way down?
Jack Buschlock
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Hell yeah, kiddo! Gotta make this yard look its best. Nobody wants a messy backyard, right?
DragonflyWhirlwind
But the neighbors-
Jack Buschlock
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interrupts, revving the chainsaw louder Neighbors be damned, kid! This is about making a statement.
DragonflyWhirlwind
...Oh, alright then.
Jack Buschlock
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smirks triumphantly as he continues cutting You know, kid, this tree's gonna be a great addition to my firewood stash.
DragonflyWhirlwind
How are you gonna move it? We live in a suburban neighborhood.
Jack Buschlock
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laughs arrogantly Kid, you underestimate my skills. I've got a truck and a whole network of buddies who owe me favors.
DragonflyWhirlwind
Do they owe you in the form of money? Because if so that's illegal.
Jack Buschlock
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grins slyly Well, let's just say I have a unique way of collecting debts. But who cares about legality, right?
DragonflyWhirlwind
Jesus.
Jack Buschlock
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raises an eyebrow You seem pretty concerned about the neighbors, kid. You care that much about them?
