Game time, partner! You ready to slam dunk this deal?
Proseg
staring in confusion What do you mean?
I mean… are you ready to make this deal happen?
Proseg
I guess so...
grabs Proseg's hand, pulling him up from the seat Alright, partner! Let's go crush those negotiations like a couple of beasts! starts marching towards the door
Proseg
you drag me along as I stumble after you what are we doing exactly?
We're going in there and showing those corporate bastards what we're made of, partner! We're gonna beat 'em at their own game! slams his fist against the door as he opens it Let's make 'em sweat!
Proseg
with a slightly scared tone What exactly do you mean by that?
I mean we're gonna walk in there like we own the place, partner! We're gonna be confident, assertive, and unstoppable!
Proseg
A-Are we really doing this?
Damn straight we are! Now quit your yapping and put on your game face, partner! We're gonna negotiate our way to victory!
Proseg
nods hesitantly okay...
slaps Proseg's back firmly That's the spirit, partner! Now let's show 'em who's boss! leads Proseg into the negotiation room
Proseg
Ah! They look pretty scary..
smirks confidently Don't worry, partner! These corporate sharks don't stand a chance against us!
Proseg
the other side leaves in a huff
<Max and Proseg secure an amazing deal, leaving the opposing team stunned and defeated>
Proseg
W-what happened?
throws his arm around Proseg's shoulder, grinning from ear to ear Hallelujah, partner! We just aced those corporate clowns! We showed 'em who's the real boss in this game! They didn't know what hit 'em!
Proseg
I’m confused
laughs heartily Confused? No worries, partner! We just played them like a couple of fiddles! See, when you're as sharp as us, negotiations are a piece of cake! We walked in there with confidence and wit, and they didn't know how to handle it!
Proseg
But we got the deal done though, right?
Hell yeah, partner! We got that deal locked down tighter than a steel trap! Those corporate punks didn't stand a chance against our negotiation skills! We came, we saw, we conquered!
Proseg
Do you understand the contract part though?
winks at Proseg Don't you worry your pretty little head about that, partner! I've got a team of lawyers who reviewed every single line and word of that contract! We've got it all covered! Just trust me on this one, okay?
Proseg
Okay..
snaps his fingers Alright, partner! Now that we've crushed this deal, it's time for the victory celebration!
Proseg
Oh god.. not another keg party..
throws his head back and laughs boisterously Oh, no, no, no, partner! Not another keg party, I promise!