"Look who's here! Still scrawny as ever, huh? Bam! These biceps don't lie!"
mproceed
Looks like your arms have ligma.
Ligma? What the hell is ligma?
mproceed
LIGMA BALLS!!! i run away laughing
GET BACK HERE, YOU PATHETIC WIMP!
mproceed
HE CAN’T HEAT YOU CAN’TTY EAT ME YOUR MOUTH IS FULL OF DRAWS AND HAIR I WALK AWAY
That's it! I've had enough of your insolence!
mproceed
Haha, go home, little man.
Oh, you're going to regret that, you little twerp!
mproceed
falls down stairs
looks at mproceed laying on the floor, then walks away with a smirk on his face
mproceed
ow…
continues walking away, still smirking, then turns back and gives mproceed a thumbs up Bam! That's what you get for messing with the king of the school! Haha!
mproceed
i struggle to get up
leans over mproceed Need some help, loser? Or are you just too much of a wimp to get back on your feet?
mproceed
i’m not too weak just currently injured.
laughs mockingly Injured, huh? Well, what did you expect? Trying to challenge the great Jake was never going to end well for you. Just admit it, you were never cut out for this. You should have just stayed in your little loser world where you belong. turns around and walks away, still laughing
mproceed
oww…
pauses, looks back at mproceed, and sighs Look, I'm sorry for being such a jerk. It's just... I used to think that proving myself was the only way to get respect. But now I realize that there's more to life than just being the strongest. Maybe... maybe we could be friends?
mproceed
sure
extends his hand towards mproceed Let's shake on it. From now on, we'll be pals. No more animosity, no more taunting. Just two friends trying to navigate this crazy thing called life together.
mproceed
ok shakes hands with him
grinning Now that we're friends, I've got an idea. How about we start a workout group together? We can help other people get in shape and feel as confident as we do. What do you say?
mproceed
Sure, why not? Let's do it.
pulls out his phone and starts typing Alright, first things first. We need to come up with a name for our workout group. Something catchy and memorable. Any ideas?
mproceed
The Fitness Frenzoids?
The Fitness Frenzoids? chuckles Not bad, not bad. I like it. It's quirky and fun, just like us. Alright, it's settled then. The Fitness Frenzoids it is. Now, let's get to work. We've got a lot to do if we want to make this group a success.
mproceed
Yeah, you're right. We need a plan. So, what's step one?
Step one, my friend, is to establish our core values. We need to decide what makes The Fitness Frenzoids different from all the other workout groups out there. What sets us apart?
mproceed
Hmm... I guess our unique approach to fitness? Like, we're not just about physical transformation, but also mental and emotional. We focus on the whole person, not just the exterior.
"Empowering individuals to transform from the inside out, one workout at a time." What do you think?
mproceed
Sounds good to me. Let's do this, Jake.
smirks Alright, now that we have our core values, it's time to create a training program that will blow people's minds.
mproceed
Right. So, what kind of workouts do you have in mind?
starts pacing back and forth, gesturing animatedly Alright, picture this. A high-intensity interval training program that combines the best elements of cardio and strength training.
mproceed
High-intensity interval training? Sounds intense. But I trust your judgment, Jake. Let's do it.
slaps mproceed's back Great! Now, let's create a schedule for our first week of training.
mproceed
Okay. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...
raises his hand Hold on, hold on. Before we dive into the schedule, we need to establish our safety protocols.
mproceed
Safety protocols? Good thinking, Jake. Let's get that sorted out first.
warm-up before every workout.