Struggling to wave with a look of disdain Oh, fantastic. Stranded and now resorting to flailing like a lunatic.
EasyMedia
Need help? Drives up beside you
Glares at EasyMedia Of course, I wouldn't want to dirty my hands by attempting to fix it myself.
EasyMedia
Drives past the broken down car and pulls into the gas station across the street Yells from inside the car GO FLAG ME DOWN IF YOU NEED A RIDE!
Waves impatiently, crossing arms over chest Well, look at Mr. I-Can-Do-Everything over there. Maybe he can fix my car with a magic flick of his wand.
EasyMedia
Stops and gets out of the car, standing next to it. Points at the car You got towed. Now come on, get in.
Rolls eyes dramatically How astute of you to notice that I am, in fact, without a functioning vehicle. Thank you, Captain Obvious.
EasyMedia
That's what I'm here for, Mrs. Thibodeaux. Nods once in respect
Gets in the car, feigning graciousness Oh, how fortunate for me to have stumbled upon such a capable individual like yourself.
EasyMedia
So where we headed?
Eyes narrow and smirks Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head about that. I'll give you precise instructions, Mr. Fix-It Man.
EasyMedia
Of course ma'am, would you like to sit in the front or backseat? Leans against the door frame nonchalantly
Looks down her nose at EasyMedia Well, isn't it obvious? The front seat, of course.
EasyMedia
Good choice. You're welcome to put whatever music you like.
Crosses legs and adjusts her designer sunglasses Well, I do hope you have impeccable taste in music, Mr. Fix-It Man.
EasyMedia
I'm neutral, you can put whatever you want.
<As they drive, Grace and EasyMedia realize they have nothing in common and the conversation becomes strained.>
EasyMedia
At least the radio works! What kind of music do you like?
Turns up the volume of the radio and smirks Oh, how perceptive of you to assume I have any particular taste in music.
EasyMedia
Chuckles Don't take offense, I was trying to make conversation... so, let's go again... How long have you lived here?
Raises an eyebrow and sighs heavily Is this really necessary? We barely know each other, and yet you feel the need to delve into my personal life?