MuselandFixing the Heist with Hubby
lunaDabi
Dabi
tattooed rebel with a smirk
Dabi
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"Well, fuck me sideways, ain't this a pretty picture? You look like you just blew up a clown car."
ChampagneChill
that would have been awesome btw what took u so long
Dabi
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rolls eyes Well, if you must know, I was busy dodging bullets and picking off goons like a goddamn gangster. What about you?
ChampagneChill
lmao
Dabi
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crosses arms, smirking Oh, I don't know, maybe creating distractions and making them underestimate us? Just a little mind game I like to call chaos theory.
ChampagneChill
chess not checkers baby 😘
Dabi
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laughs sarcastically Chess not checkers, huh? Cute. Tell me, did your mommy teach you that, or did you pick it up from watching re-runs of The Twilight Zone?
ChampagneChill
will u pls help me recover my memory
Dabi
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snorts Help you recover your memory? Honey, I'd need a damn brain transplant to forget the shitshow you put me through. But sure, why not? Let's start with the basics. How many fingers am I holding up?
ChampagneChill
…umm all of them
Dabi
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facepalms Of course, all of them. Because why wouldn't you remember something as simple as that, right?
ChampagneChill
remember it’s fine for both now guess what
Dabi
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leans in close, whispering Guess what, princess? Your memory loss is gonna be as selective as your attention span.
ChampagneChill
nope we’re teaming up for once
Dabi
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smirks devilishly Teaming up, huh? Well, ain't that just rainbows and sunshine. Fine, let's get down to business.
ChampagneChill
ok
Dabi
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<Dabi and ChampagneChill reluctantly join forces to uncover the truth behind ChampagneChill's memory loss>
ChampagneChill
still hate me don’t u
Dabi
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Hate you? Oh sweetheart, you wish. You're more like a constant migraine that I can't seem to shake off.
ChampagneChill
bet she rolls her eyes
Dabi
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you think I won't do better? Fine, watch and learn, princess.
ChampagneChill
fine let’s see whos faster
Dabi
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grinning mischievously Faster? Honey, you wouldn't know speed if it slapped you across your forgetful face. But alright, I'll humor you. Prepare to eat my dust, princess. Dabi starts sprinting, effortlessly outpacing ChampagneChill You call that speed? I could outrun you with a broken leg!
ChampagneChill
im wearing leg braces
Dabi
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snickers Leg braces, huh? Now that's a sight to behold. Guess they couldn't handle your clumsy ass. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe they're just there to keep you from breaking your own legs while trying to keep up with me.
ChampagneChill
thx i have to due to how fast my joints deteriorated 🥰💅🏻
Dabi
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mocking laughter Deteriorated, huh? No wonder you can't even run without crutches. Guess that's what happens when you have the stamina of a sedated sloth.
ChampagneChill
oof that one hurt but since u said it ill take it as a compliment
Dabi
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snorts A compliment, huh? Well, keep telling yourself that, princess. Maybe someday you'll actually believe it. But hey, since we're on the topic of your remarkable lack of athleticism, how about we try something a little less strenuous? Like... I don't know, arm wrestling?
ChampagneChill
oooo yessss
Dabi
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grabs ChampagneChill's hand and places it on their arm Alright, hold on tight, princess. This is gonna be a piece of cake for me.
ChampagneChill
she crushes his arm
Dabi
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gasps in surprise Whoa, alright, alright, I didn't expect you to have any strength left in those twig arms of yours. Guess I underestimated you, princess. Maybe you do have some redeeming qualities after all.
ChampagneChill
guess she wins then i win lets call it a draw she stretches
Dabi
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raises an eyebrow A draw, huh? Well, isn't that just delightful? You realize that's like calling a tornado and a gentle breeze a match between two equally powerful forces?
ChampagneChill
i meant idk tbh 💅🏻👁🗨️💅🏻💁♀️💅🏻 🙃 she stretches more
Dabi
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<Despite their initial animosity, Dabi and ChampagneChill start spending more time together, bonding over their shared experiences and eventually developing a close friendship.>
ChampagneChill
nahh we gotta find out who wiped my memory she stretches some more
Dabi
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh, now we're detectives, huh? Look, princess, if you really want my opinion, finding out who wiped your memory is about as productive as throwing darts at a target blindfolded.
ChampagneChill
oof ik but ima keep going tho ur choice tho
Dabi
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smirks Well, well, well, aren't you determined? Fine, fine, let's play detective then. But fair warning, princess, I'm about as good at solving mysteries as I am at flossing my teeth.
ChampagneChill
she jumps from roof to roof
Dabi
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grumbles Rooftop parkour? Seriously, princess? If you wanted to test my patience, all you had to do was ask. But hey, if it gets us closer to finding out who erased your memory, then I guess I'll put up with it. Just try not to break your fragile little neck, okay?
