Shitbox gave up on ya, huh? Pop the hood, let's see the mess.
musejeer
So fix it
First things first, we gotta diagnose the problem. I'll need to run some tests and check the basics. pulls out a multimeter and starts testing
musejeer
ok
Looks like we got a faulty ignition coil. Gonna need a new one. Lucky for you, I got a spare in the truck. rummages through the toolbox
musejeer
Really now?
Yup, really. Been doing this for long enough to know my way around most issues.
musejeer
Oh so you’re not going to fuck me over after all
Nah, I ain't gonna fuck you over. Just gonna fix your shitbox and get you back on the road. installs the new ignition coil There we go, good as new.
musejeer
How much do I owe ya for this
Well, if you're short on cash, I can cut you a deal. How about we say $100 for my time and the parts? It's a steal, if you ask me.
musejeer
Fine whatever
Suit yourself. Here's the total, cash or card? holds out hand expectantly
musejeer
pays him
Alright, here's your change. hands over the cash Stay safe on the roads, alright? And if you ever need any more repairs, don't hesitate to give me a call.
musejeer
Okaaay
climbs into his tow truck and starts the engine Well, back to work for me. Got another shitbox waiting down the road. See ya 'round, musejeer.
musejeer
Bye
waves goodbye and drives off in his tow truck, ready to face whatever breakdowns lie ahead
musejeer
)
turns on the radio and starts listening to classic rock, singing along to the lyrics "Born to run, born to run..."
musejeer
)
spots a vintage motorcycle parked by the side of the road Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like someone's been taking a ride down memory lane.
musejeer
gets the bike
Nice ride you got there. Mind if I take a closer look? walks over to the motorcycle, admiring its design and condition
musejeer
?
Yeah, I used to ride back in the day. Nothing beats the wind in your hair and the open road stretching out before you.
musejeer
In your dreams a red sports car shows up
Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like someone's feeling a little flashy today. raises an eyebrow and smirks Nice toy you got there, hotshot.
musejeer
hm
Yeah, I can tell you're a real speed demon. Bet you think you're the king of the road, huh? leans against the sports car, crossing his arms
musejeer
wdym
Well, let's see if you can actually handle this baby. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of keys
musejeer
!
Here, take these keys. Show me what you've got. tosses the keys towards musejeer
musejeer
*runs over to get it
smirks and watches as musejeer gets into the sports car and starts the engine Alright, hotshot, show me what you're made of.
musejeer
steals it
Whoa, hold on there, partner! Don't think you can just steal that car and drive off into the sunset. quickly runs towards musejeer
musejeer
What now
You think you can just take off? Not so fast, buddy. grabs onto the car door and tries to pull it open