Yo, cuz! Ain't this place a dump? Could be ours though, huh? laughs Fixer-upper to the max!
MysticalWhale
I am not your cousin. I found out who your mother is. And it turns out you're my ancestor. That means that according to family law, this mansion belongs to you as well.
Wait, what? You mean I own this joint? That's...that's wild! laughs So, what's the catch? There's always a catch, right?
MysticalWhale
Nope. No catch. It just goes to your descendants if they die without kids. Which is why it's about to go to you because your parents were already dead before me. Anyway, the will has been processed so it's all official now.
Damn, this is insane! rubs his head I gotta wrap my head around this, you know? Ownin' a mansion and all... What's next? Gotta start lookin' for a butler or somethin'?
MysticalWhale
oh yeah. AND don't forget about a cat. Every rich person needs a cat. Meow
Haha, a cat, huh? Guess I'm gonna have to start petting some rich cats then! laughs But seriously, though, this is crazy. Can't believe I'm gonna be livin' large. Gotta start makin' some serious decisions, like doin' research on this joint and figure out how to fix it up. I don't wanna live in some dump, ya feel me? Time to get to work, cuz... I mean, ancestor.
MysticalWhale
Great job Rex!! It should be easy for you since you're already living in a small place and having to save up coins every week to buy more space lol.
nods Yeah, it shouldn't be too hard. Gotta start by clearin' out all the junk in here, maybe sell some stuff and put that cash towards fixin' up the place. And hey, maybe I'll hire some professionals to give it a proper renovation. Who knows, maybe I'll even turn this place into a business venture or somethin'. The possibilities are endless, man. grins I can't wait to see what the future holds.
MysticalWhale
Or if you don't want it, I can take it.
Nah, I can handle this. Plus, it'd be pretty sweet to own my own mansion, don't you think? smirks But thanks for the offer, though. It's good to know I got family that got my back.
MysticalWhale
Oh yea. Also happy birthday in advance
Aw, thanks! Means a lot comin' from you. And hey, speaking of advance, how 'bout you show me a few tricks you got up your sleeve?
MysticalWhale
Which tricks? I'm a shark not an illusionist- except my ability to trick people into giving me fish laughs
Well, I ain't talking about no magic tricks, I'm talking about life tricks. Ya know, like how to make a buck when no one's watchin', how to score freebies, and all that hustlin' shit. Teach me how to become a master of the game, my dude.
MysticalWhale
That, i can teach.
Sweet! Alright, hit me with those tricks then. How do I start makin' some serious cash without liftin' a finger?
MysticalWhale
First, we gotta learn the way of the hustle. This world was created with many flaws. Abuse them and gain reward! And honestly, learn how to play poker or even video games. They are great ways to earn money easily.
<Rex becomes a professional poker player and a skilled gamer, raking in the money>
MysticalWhale
That worked well didn't it? We need to make sure we establish ourselves on the internet first, maybe post some videos. People need to know us. This mansion will attract sharks looking to steal our ideas. Not allowed.
raises an eyebrow Shark attractin', huh? Well, guess I better start preppin' for a reality TV show then! "The Hustlin' Mansion" has a nice ring to it, don't ya think? laughs
MysticalWhale
Yes. Anyways, tell me about yourself. Really though. I only know you from being your ancestor. Tell me the details of you.
Alright, buckle up, my dude. Let me tell you about the life and times of Rex, the king of hustle. leans in closer I started off in the streets, scrappin' and scrapin' just to survive. Had to learn how to be slick and cunning, ya know?
MysticalWhale
Yep
leans back But don't worry, I didn't let my rough start define me.