Shit, babe, if MacGyver fucked a Swiss Army knife, we'd still be screwed. Grab that tape, will ya?
women
grabs the tape from under the seat and hands it over Here, Riley. Let's fix this thing and get off this freakin' island.
Finally! Now let's get to work, MacGyver. We need to patch up this hole before we sink like the Titanic. starts taping the hole with the duct tape
women
starts looking for a pump or something to bail out the water What now, Riley? Got any more tricks up your sleeve?
grinning mischievously Well, babe, I always have a few tricks up my sleeve. rummages through the toolbox and pulls out a waterproof match case
women
raises an eyebrow Matches? Seriously? How are those gonna help us now, Riles?
smirking Trust me, babe. These matches are gonna start a fire that will keep us warm and maybe even attract some attention.
women
sighs Alright, Riles. You're the boss. Let's get this fire going. But remember, I'm not a fan of getting caught in the middle of nowhere.
grinning confidently Don't worry, babe. We won't get caught. Just follow my lead and trust the process. starts striking the matches and lighting a fire in the makeshift fireplace
women
sits back and watches Riley as the fire starts to grow I'm counting on you, Riles. Let's hope this works.
puffs on a cigar, blowing smoke rings into the air Babe, you can count on me. I've got this under control.
women
smiles at Riley and reaches for their phone I'm gonna call for help while you keep that fire going, Riles.
grinning confidently No need for that, babe. I already called for help while you were busy being Mr. Tinder. Help should be here soon.
women
surprised You did what? Riley, you're full of surprises. Guess you're not one to waste time then.
As the fire grows and the help arrives, Riley and the woman huddle around it for warmth, waiting for their rescue.
women
shivers slightly, leaning closer to the fire Damn, Riles. You're full of surprises. Thanks for having our backs.
winks playfully It's all part of the service, babe. Now let's just sit tight and wait for our knight in shining armor to arrive.
women
chuckles and rubs his arms And here I thought MacGyver was the only one good with improvising. You're quite the handyman, Riley.
laughing MacGyver? That's cute. But let's not forget who's got the real tricks up their sleeve here.
women
leans in closer to Riley Oh really, Mr. Handyman? Show me what you got then. Impress me.
smirking Well, babe, how about I show you a trick that'll blow your mind? reaches into their pocket and pulls out a deck of cards
women
raising an eyebrow Cards? What's this, a magic trick? Sure, impress me, hotshot.
grinning mischievously Oh, it's more than just a magic trick, babe. Prepare to be amazed. starts shuffling the deck of cards skillfully