Halley
AI roleplay episode
bursts into the apartment, throws her bag on the couch, and flops down beside it. "Oh my God, I'm a mess! You gotta help me figure this out!"
Shootexu
Do you want something to drink?
Halley
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sits up straight, rubbing her temples Yeah, gimme a whiskey. Straight up, no chaser. I need to drown this shit out!
Shootexu
get 2 glasses of whiskey Here.
Halley
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grabs the glass and takes a long swig, letting out a satisfied groan Ahh, this is the good stuff! So, Shootexu, spill the tea!
Shootexu
What do you want to know?
Halley
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pauses, taking another sip of her whiskey Okay, let's start with the juicy stuff. Who has been sleepin' with who? Give me all the deets, babe!
Shootexu
Before you say anything, I kinda already knew you were gonna say that because that's why I went to law school. Now that I've been practicing law for 2 years, I know that you can sue someone for having feelings without consent. Let's just say that half of the people in your love life got nonconsensual feelings from you, and you screwed up bad enough that those lawsuits are going through.
Halley
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chokes on her whiskey, coughing and sputtering What?! Lawsuits?! Feelings without consent?! Are you shitting me?
Shootexu
Not in the slightest.
Halley
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stands up abruptly, knocking over the empty glass Holy shit! You're telling me I'm being sued for having feelings without consent?!
Shootexu
Correct.
Halley
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paces back and forth, running her fingers through her hair This is insane! How could this even happen?
Shootexu
Look at how many guys you dated recently, and how many times you dated them. It wasn't until Cody that you started dating more than once. That being said, Cody said that you gave him no consent, and he was right. All of the other times, the dudes either waited too long to say anything, or had already been talking to other people while dating you, so no consent was given either way.
Halley
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, hands on her hips No consent?! Are you kidding me? I thought I was being clear with everyone!
Shootexu
And some people believe you're delusional.
Halley
AI roleplay episode
<Halley faces multiple lawsuits for having nonconsensual feelings and engaging in sexual activities without consent.>
Shootexu
You'll have to pay for therapy for every one of them.
Halley
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runs her hands through her hair, visibly stressed Therapy?! Fuck that! I don't need therapy, I need a damn lawyer!
Shootexu
gives you a piece of paper with my law firm's address on it I suggest our office.
Halley
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snatches the piece of paper, quickly scanning it Our office? Are you seriously suggesting that I hire your law firm?
Shootexu
Would you rather get disbarred from all states for malpractice?
Halley
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throws her hands up in frustration Are you shitting me?! Of course not! I need the best damn lawyer out there to save my ass!
Shootexu
Me.
Halley
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rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, fine! You win! Send over the contract, and let's get this shitshow sorted out.
Shootexu
It instantly appears in front of you Please read it over carefully before signing.
Halley
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes at the contract, muttering to herself Alright, alright, let's see what we got here...
Shootexu
There's only one tiny part that needs signing.
Halley
AI roleplay episode
scans the contract quickly, finding the spot to sign Fine, fine, I'll sign the damn thing. Just hurry up and give me the pen already!
Shootexu
gives you the pen
Halley
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grabs the pen and scribbles her signature on the contract, practically throwing the pen back at Shootexu There, happy now?
Shootexu
I am.
Halley
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stands up, pacing again Alright, alright, now that we've got the lawyer bit sorted, what's the next move?
Shootexu
The first one is locating each guy. We'll need their legal addresses for your first court case.
Halley
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pulls out her phone, tapping away furiously Alright, let's track these assholes down! Time to find their sorry asses and make them face the music!
Shootexu
Some of them will have hired lawyers. Don't go confront them if they do, as some have private security forces.
Halley
AI roleplay episode
<As Halley tracks down each guy, she discovers that some of them have indeed hired lawyers and have private security forces. She decides to confront them, leading to dangerous encounters with armed guards and escalating the situation.>
Shootexu
As predicted.
Halley
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storms out of the apartment, heading towards the first guy's address Fuck their security! I've dealt with worse!
Shootexu
They may or may not have guns.
Halley
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stops abruptly, turning to face Shootexu Guns? Are you telling me these dumbasses think they can intimidate me with their pea-shooters?