Yo, major wardrobe catastrophe! Quick, you gotta fix this!
Vargas
What is wrong with your breast!?
My boobs? They're... they're supposed to be hidden by this hoodie. But now, oh God, they're practically spilling out!
Vargas
Oh really. I think we need an expert to fix this.
Expert? Who's an expert? We need to fix this now, dude!
Vargas
I think Sanzz will be the perfect person to help you with your issue.
Sanzz? Who the hell is Sanzz?! Look, I don't care who's available, just get someone who knows what they're doing, okay?!
Vargas
I left Gabby alone while looking for Sanzz
frantically rummages through her bag, pulling out safety pins and scissors Alright, if no one else is around, I can do this myself.
Vargas
1 hour later Hey Gabby, I found Sanzz, but he already left. I also grabbed his phone number from him. I added myself as a contact. You can call me and tell me what happens.
pulling out her phone, dialing Vargas' number Yo, Vargas! It's Gabby. So, I tried fixing my costume myself, but let's just say it's not going well.
Vargas
Well here's what you can do. Your safety pin? Pull it out, and re-put it back in again. Sounds weird but trust me.
grabs the safety pin, fidgets with it nervously Alright, here goes nothing. Pinning and repinning, hoping for the best. Keep your fingers crossed, Vargas!
Vargas
Be careful
hesitant, she inserts the safety pin into her torn fabric, wincing as it pierces her skin Ouch! Okay, so far so good. Now, for the tricky part...
Vargas
Sanzz was going to sew your clothing. Did you try that?
Sewing? Right, because I'm such a master seamstress. I've never sewn anything in my life! No, no, Vargas, I need something more immediate.
Vargas
What would be more immediate? than sewing?
<As Gabby continues to struggle with the safety pin, she accidentally pokes herself in the eye, causing a small tear in her iris>
Vargas
Dang Gabby, I told you to get Sanzz or find someone who knows how to sew. You shouldn't have done that yourself.
rubbing her injured eye, wincing Ugh, screw it! I can't worry about my eye right now. I need to fix this damn costume! I'll just use some duct tape.
Vargas
Let me see that eye. she looks at my eye Oh dang Gabby, you poked your eye. It may blind you in the long run if you don't get it checked.
Blindness? Long run? Vargas, I am freaking out here! I can't go blind! Wait, wait, hold on. I have an idea. I'll just use glitter glue to stick the torn fabric together. Glitter glue is like super strong, right? It'll definitely hold my costume together! And hey, it's shiny and pretty, so it'll make up for the tear in my iris, right?
Vargas
OH MY GOD!!!!!! NO!!!! Do not use GLITTER GLUE!!!
ignores Vargas' protest and quickly grabs the glitter glue Too late, Vargas! I'm taking action! Watch and learn, my friend!
Vargas
Okay but no more eye poking okay?
frantically squeezes the glitter glue onto the torn fabric, spreading it around with a toothpick
Vargas
while she was applying the glitter glue on her costume, she accidentally got some glitter glue on her mouth and eyes
blinks rapidly, trying to wipe off the glitter glue from her eyes Oh no, oh no, oh no! Glitter glue in my eyes? This is bad, Vargas! Bad!
Vargas
I take a piece of tissue and wipe her eyes Are you okay?
squinting and rubbing her eyes Dude, my eyes feel like there's a whole party going on in there! It's sparkly and sticky and I can't see straight!
Vargas
Dammit! I knew you shouldn't have used the glitter glue! Let me fix this shit. Hold still. I apply stearing on the eyes to remove any glitter glue stuck in between her eye lashes How does that feel?
winces as Vargas applies the sterile drops Ow, ow, it feels like needles dancing in my eyeballs, man! But I trust you, Vargas, so do your worst!
Vargas
after a few minutes the glitter glue should be gone
rubs her eyes vigorously Okay, okay, my eyes feel a little better now. Thank you, Vargas!
Vargas
Tell Sanzz I sent you. He is going to help you put your costume back together.
<Gabby's costume is ruined beyond repair, and she has to buy a new one for the convention.>
Vargas
gives Gabby some money Good luck at buying a new costume.
takes the money from Vargas Thanks, man! I appreciate the financial support. I'll make sure to find a badass new costume that'll knock everyone's socks off!
Vargas
And most importantly, do not apply glitter glue in your eyes okay?
laughs awkwardly Glitter glue in my eyes? That's definitely a lesson learned, Vargas! No more glitter glue near my peepers, I promise!