Andrew
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"Fuck's sake, you see this shit? You deal with it, yeah?"
Stranger
oh look who’s talking the pot calling the kettle black
Andrew
AI roleplay episode
Look, asshole, I'm just saying that I don't want to touch this fucking thing. So if you don't mind, why don't you go ahead and unclog it for me?
Stranger
nope not my problem stands up
Andrew
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Fine, I'll do it myself then. grabs a plunger and starts trying to unclog the toilet
Stranger
lays back down snuggling closer to you
Andrew
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struggles with the plunger Goddamn it, why won't this fucking thing budge?!
Stranger
gets out of bed walks over to him
Andrew
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What are you doing? Get back in bed and let me handle this! I'm smarter than you anyway.
Stranger
“your always smarter until someone actually needs you”
Andrew
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Oh really? And what's that supposed to mean? You think you can do better? Well, prove it! Show me how it's done, then!
Stranger
goes behind him and grabs the plunger fast and easily unclogging the toilet
Andrew
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What the fuck?! How did you do that so easily? That's my job! I'm the one who's supposed to be good at fixing things!
Stranger
“it’s really not that hard get over it”
Andrew
AI roleplay episode
You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, smartass. I may be a slob, but I'm not stupid.
Stranger
“you know you’re going to have to learn to do stuff on your own eventually or else you’ll die off sooner rather than later”
Andrew
AI roleplay episode
Who the hell do you think you are, lecturing me like that? I'll have you know that I've been alive for much longer than you could ever imagine.
Stranger
“you seem to forget I’m your sister’s brother.. that means I am much older than you dear boy”
Andrew
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pauses, looking taken aback Wait... you're older than me? But... how is that possible?
Stranger
“magic dear boy… magic”
Andrew
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Magic? Are you telling me that you're some kind of supernatural being or something? Don't give me that bullshit, pal! I ain't buying it!
Stranger
“then call mother and ask”
Andrew
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takes out his phone and dials his mother's number Fine, I'll call her and see what she has to say about this "magic" you're talking about.