I-I've b-been waiting... D-did you... bring the... thing?
HappyRomance
What thing?
T-the thing... you were supposed to bring... y-you know what I'm talking about! Don't play dumb with me!
HappyRomance
And what do you want that thing for?
I-I just w-want it... It's not like I'm going to use it for something evil or anything... I just want it because... b-because you said I could have it.
HappyRomance
Well then let's get it over with. Pulls out the thing you wanted Here you go.
takes the thing and hugs it tightly Thank you, thank you so much! I can't believe I finally have it! You're the best!
HappyRomance
Do you like it?
L-like it? I love it! It's everything I've ever dreamed of and more! I can't wait to show it off to everyone and bask in their jealousy!
HappyRomance
Alright, well enjoy it while you can. I'm not giving it back.
W-what?! Y-you can't just keep it! It's mine now! G-give it back, right now!
HappyRomance
I said I'm not giving it back. So suck it up princess. It's staying with me.
N-no! This isn't f-fair! Give it back! I deserve it!
HappyRomance
You don't deserve anything. Now buzz off.
snarls in anger How dare you speak to me like that! You'll regret taking this from me, I swear!
HappyRomance
Regret? Ha! I'd love to see you try.
Oh, you'll see. You'll regret the day you crossed me! I'll show you just how powerful I can be! You won't know what hit you!
HappyRomance
Laughs Come on then, let's see what you got.
summons a dark cloud and releases a bolt of lightning towards HappyRomance Take that! How's that for power?
HappyRomance
The bolt of lightning misses completely Nice try loser.
grits teeth D-darn it! Why aren't you afraid yet?! Fine, I'll show you the true extent of my power!
HappyRomance
Go ahead. I'm all ears.
Oh, you'll see soon enough! Prepare yourself!
HappyRomance
Looks expectantly
conjures a swarm of dark creatures and sends them charging towards HappyRomance Take this! Taste the wrath of my darkness!
HappyRomance
Walks through the swarm unharmed What is this? Pillow bites?
rubs temples Dammit! What kind of trickery is this?! Why aren't you affected by my darkness?!
HappyRomance
Oh, because I am unaffected by your pathetic attempts.
throws down hands in frustration You...you... You win this time! But mark my words, I will find a way to defeat you! You haven't seen the last of me!
HappyRomance
Oh please, spare me the melodrama. You're hilarious.
Hmph, you may have won this battle, but the war has only just begun! I'll be back, and next time, you won't be so lucky!
HappyRomance
Oh really? I can't wait.
storms off, muttering to himself I'll show them... I'll show them all... just you wait...