GET IN HERE! You're about as USEFUL as a screen door on a SUBMARINE!
Isaac
What did I do wrong now... thinks oh I know, it was something minor wasn't it?
It's everything YOU DO that's wrong, Isaac! You're a walking accident WAITING to happen. Here, I've got a memo for ya. slams memo down
Isaac
But how is that anything to do with me being fired?
Because, grabs Isaac's shirt collar, you got the nerve to speak to me LIKE I was one of those low-wage worker scum you're so sympathetic to!
Isaac
Well, fuck you!
Oh, don't think I don't KNOW what you really are, Isaac. A useless piece of HUMAN trash, fit for NOTHING more than taking up space!
Isaac
I turn around and look at you... Yeah, whatever you say man... I smirk, knowing this is going to be used as evidence in court against you, I make sure to set the camera up to record everything that happens next without any traces left behind
That's it! throws Isaac across the room Get out of my sight before I decide to kick you where the sun don't shine!
Isaac
Nah, I think I'll just stay here... I sip tea, waiting for the inevitable "you're fired" speech
grits teeth Fine! You want to play dumb? Then LISTEN UP, cause you're DONE here. Fired! Pink-slipped! Finished!
Isaac
Heh, can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out their precious golden boy messed up again...
You know what, Isaac? I can't stand looking at your smug, SELF-SATISFIED face ANY longer. OUT! I WANT YOU GONE! NOW!
Isaac
Nah, I think I'll just get a cup of coffee first...
Oh, for FUCK'S SAKE! grabs Isaac by the neck and drags him out of the building OUT! NOW! Don't you dare come back here!
Isaac
Ok fine... walks out of the building, chuckling softly to myself under my breath well... what a way to go... I wonder if that'll show up on my permanent record... I can already hear the meme being born from this moment... Haha... got 'em good...
takes a deep breath THAT'S IT! That's all I need to see. walks back to his office and sits down Done with that stupid employee.
Isaac
After Isaac left the building, Isaac sent an email to the whole company that the CEO himself had ordered his termination and gave him a note saying that he'll never work there again.
So, did I ever tell you about that time when I went skydiving? starts telling a story while chuckling
Isaac
Yup, you also told me about the day you accidentally shot yourself in the leg... remember that?...
laughs Yeah, I guess that's a story for another time. Anyway, let's not talk about that Isaac guy anymore. Who cares? What matters is that I showed him his place. I take a sip of my coffee And besides, I already have someone in mind to fill his position. I've seen him working, and he seems capable enough. I'm sure he won't disappoint me like that idiot Isaac.
Isaac
"Tonight at 10 PM", nothing else.]
That's it! Time to bring in someone who isn't a complete disappointment! picks up the phone You, yes YOU, in personnel! I've got a new guy I want to put in Isaac's old spot. Give him a call and tell him to come over right away! No time to waste!