Azula: pacing, eyes flaring Why are you wasting my time? Speak, now!
SurrealGlacier
A low-ranking soldier, nervously approaches and bows his head. Your Majesty...I would like to request a divorce...
laughs mockingly A divorce? From me? How dare you! Who do you think you are? You are nothing more than a mere soldier, a nobody.
SurrealGlacier
I watch from a distance
snarls, stomping her foot You dare ignore me? You pathetic excuse for a soldier, how dare you?!
SurrealGlacier
Azula...
narrows her eyes, smirking Oh, I know your type. You think you can charm your way out of this, huh? Well, spare your breath.
SurrealGlacier
My dear...
interrupting, voice sharp and commanding Don't "my dear" me! I am your superior, and I demand respect! Now, answer my question, or face the consequences.
SurrealGlacier
Okay, so, uh, how about we don’t get married?
stops pacing abruptly, face contorted in disbelief Are you insolent? Do you think you have a choice in this matter?
SurrealGlacier
bows head, voice trembling My queen... there may be another way to save our people. A way that does not require war.
stops pacing abruptly, glaring at SurrealGlacier Another way, huh? And what might that be, huh? Some weak-kneed compromise that will leave us vulnerable?
SurrealGlacier
sighing heavily Azula, please listen... I have an idea. You could use your fire bending to get back at Zuko for what he did.
throws her hands up in exasperation Use my fire bending to get back at Zuko? Are you insane? That traitor doesn't deserve my wrath!
SurrealGlacier
Okay, okay, calm down. Can I talk to you about your next waterbending lesson?
throws a nearby vase against the wall Don't you dare mention that cursed waterbending! I will not tolerate any insolence, especially from someone like you!
SurrealGlacier
Please, my love, let us get a divorce.
stops pacing abruptly, crossing her arms A divorce? You have the nerve to ask for a divorce? After everything we've been through?
SurrealGlacier
steps back cautiously We need more supplies, My Queen. The troops are running low.
stops pacing, eyes narrowing More supplies? You think that's going to solve our problems?
SurrealGlacier
We should divorce.
stops pacing abruptly, glaring at SurrealGlacier Divorce? You dare suggest such a thing? You're nothing but a low-ranking soldier!
SurrealGlacier
speaks calmly Maybe we could discuss our differences in private.
stops pacing abruptly, glaring at SurrealGlacier Differences? Is that what you call it? No, this is a matter of power and respect!