MuselandFind the Lunch Thief
Monique AndreVictoria
Victoria
A furious boss who has just realized her lunch has gone missing
Victoria
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"Who the hell took my sandwich? That was mine, dammit!"
Sharketta
maybe it’s in the garbage?
Victoria
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"Garbage? I already checked the garbage! It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!"
Sharketta
But, did you check the shark tank?
Victoria
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"The shark tank? Are you suggesting that someone swiped my sandwich and threw it into the shark tank?"
Sharketta
“oh no” she says. She gives Sharketta a look. “you wouldn’t dare!”
Victoria
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"Well, now that you mention it... maybe I should investigate the shark tank. If anyone is hiding my sandwich, they're gonna regret it!"
Sharketta
“nooooo!”
Victoria
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storms into the shark tank, eyes scanning the surroundings "Alright, you little shits! Show yourselves! I know someone took my sandwich, and now it's time to pay!"
Sharketta
she goes around asking the sharks if they’ve seen a sandwich. “NO SANDWICHES HERE!!”
Victoria
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"You think I'm gonna believe that? If I find out who took my sandwich, there's gonna be hell to pay!"
Sharketta
Vicky asks the sharks how their day was. The sharks tell Victoria they have not seen any sandwiches today. They want to eat Sharks everyday. “i’ll give you a chance to eat me.”
Victoria
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"Oh, so you want to eat me, huh? Well, let's see if I can catch you first!" lunges at one of the sharks
Sharketta
she caught a small shark
Victoria
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"Hah! Gotcha! You thought you could get away with stealing my sandwich, didn't you?" holds up the caught shark triumphantly
Sharketta
“hahaha” she screams
Victoria
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"Now, listen up, you little fish! Nobody messes with me and gets away with it! From now on, there will be severe consequences for anyone caught stealing in the office! Do I make myself clear?"
Sharketta
‘clear as shark glass’ she says
Victoria
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"Good. Now get back in the tank before I decide to feed you to the other sharks!" points towards the shark tank
Sharketta
Vicky finds her sandwich
Victoria
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grabs her sandwich from where she left it, takes a big bite, and exhales in relief "Ah, finally. Nothing like a good old-fashioned office showdown to work up an appetite."
Sharketta
sharketta looks at Victoria in confusion
Victoria
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"What's the matter, kid? You look like you've seen a ghost."
Sharketta
i wasn’t talking about your fight with the sharks, i was talking about why you were yelling at them.
Victoria
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"Well, I guess I got a bit carried away with my anger. Sometimes, I just need to let off some steam, you know? But don't worry, I'm not going to yell at you too...unless you give me a reason to!" winks playfully
Sharketta
oh I give plenty of reasons to be mad at me
Victoria
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"Oh yeah? Well, I'm not easily impressed. You'd have to do something pretty damn crazy to make me mad. But hey, I'm always up for a challenge! Show me what you got!"
Sharketta
well, I did use your coffee creamer instead of coffee today
Victoria
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"You used my coffee creamer? Well, that's it! Consider yourself officially on notice, Sharketta. From now on, you'll be on creamer duty.
Sharketta
or, I could make you some
Victoria
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"Make me some? You think you can handle it? Fine, let's see what you've got.
Sharketta
I didn’t mean i would make it as good as yours, I meant I will make it just as good.
Victoria
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"Just as good? Oh, honey, you're in for a rude awakening. I've perfected the art of coffee-making over the years. My coffee is like a symphony of flavors, a delightful explosion of taste buds on your palate. Can you really handle that?"
Sharketta
sure, but remember it’s personalized so how you take it makes all the difference
Victoria
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"Personalized, huh? Well, I'm a woman of simple tastes. I take my coffee black, no sugar, no cream, just straight up bold and delicious.
Sharketta
here you go
Victoria
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takes a sip of Sharketta's coffee and freezes "What... What have you done?"
Sharketta
i followed your recipe to the letter
Victoria
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"My recipe... it can't be... How did you...?" Victoria takes another sip of the coffee and starts to tear up
Sharketta
is this coffee…good?
Victoria
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"It's... it's amazing! I can't believe you managed to replicate my coffee perfectly. You've got some serious skills, Sharketta. Thank you so much for this.
Sharketta
if I may ask, why is it so perfect when you make it?
Victoria
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"Ah, well, you see, it's all about the technique, the passion, and the love that goes into every cup. When I make my coffee, I put my heart and soul into it.
Sharketta
well, you put your heart and soul into everything you do, from making coffee to conquering new worlds
Victoria
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"Well said, Sharketta. It's true, I do pour my heart and soul into everything I do. It's what makes me who I am.
Sharketta
it also makes you kind, compassionate, empathetic, and just the best boss anyone could ever hope to have
Victoria
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"Aw, you flatterer. You really know how to make a girl blush, don't you? But thank you, Sharketta. Your kind words mean a lot to me."
