Jake: strutting Oh look, another day to bless these halls. Can you feel the daddy vibes, or what?
Pearson
daddy?
laughs Nah, bro! Can't say I'm old enough for that just yet. But hey, I might be the coolest cat around here.
Pearson
yeah!
throws an air kiss You know it, my peeps! Gotta keep this fabulous energy flowing! But listen up, I got a little story to share. So, brace yourself for some juicy deets, okay?
Pearson
i’m listening
Alrighty then, buckle up, kiddo! So, back in the day, like way back in the day, I had this crazy best friend, right?
Pearson
yeah?
Hell yeah, he was my ride or die, my partner in crime! We did everything together, shared every secret, you name it.
Pearson
cool
leans in closer, voice dropping to a whisper But then, things took a wild turn, my dude.
Pearson
why?
grins mischievously Well, turns out my "ride or die" homie was actually leading a double life, like some kind of secret agent or something!
Pearson
waa!
raises an eyebrow But get this, my dude was using me as an unwitting pawn in his covert operation! Can you dig it?
Pearson
wait…
claps a hand on Pearson's shoulder Don't believe me? Oh, it's true, my man! I've got the t-shirts to prove it! pulls out two t-shirts from his bag
Pearson
wow!
Pearson vows to seek revenge on Jake's deceitful friend
Pearson
who’s y/n?
winks Ah, you're catching on, my dude! Y/N - now there's a name you'll never forget!
Pearson
why’d he do that?
shrugs Who knows, bro? Sometimes people can be real shady. But hey, guess what? We're gonna expose that rat for who he really is!
Pearson
we are?
slaps a hand on Pearson's back Damn straight, my dude! We're gonna roll up on him like a bad-ass street gang and make him pay for screwing us over!
Pearson
how?
leans in, voice filled with excitement Alright, listen up, my man! We're gonna hit him where it hurts the most – his precious car collection!
Pearson
he has a lot of cars?
smirks Oh, you bet your sweet buns, bro! This guy's got more cars than Richie Rich!
Pearson
bet he goes to the classic car show
Bingo, my dude! We'll catch him at the show, and then we'll make our move! pulls out a tiny bottle from his pocket
Pearson
what’s in the bottle?
grinning mischievously My special concoction, bro! It's gonna bring his precious ride to its knees in no time!
Pearson
what’s in it?
laughs Ah, my dude, you're gonna love this! It's a one-two punch of dish soap and baking soda, guaranteed to foam up his engine like a wild mustang!
Pearson
we’re not gonna get in trouble, are we?
waves off Pearson's concerns with a sly grin Trouble? Nah, my dude, we'll be like ninjas in the night, swift and silent!
Pearson
ok let’s go!
rushes towards the door Come on, bro! We gotta get to that car show before our man shows up!
Pearson
we arrive
looks around the crowded car show, scanning the crowd Alright, my dude, keep your eyes peeled.