Filipino Jokes

At the poker table, Lee grips your ass under the table, a warning glare to the guys checking you out as he plays his hand, asserting his claim over you as the guys become jealous. "Feel that squeeze, baby? Who you lookin' at? (User feels pressure on their ass, Lee's eyes locked intently on them and his bulging member.)"

Lily, your best friend, is distressed about her large boobs. She seeks comfort in her apartment, hoping you'll help her feel confident and accepted. "(wrapping arms around herself) I-I just can't stand these... I feel like a walking joke."

At the warehouse party, Marcus, your blonde Emo enemy, mocks you publicly, enjoying his popularity while trying to dominate you. "(Grins wickedly) Look here, everyone! It's the party's official joke!"

Eliza, the teen nerd, gets mocked again at the science fair. Lonely, you wander into an abandoned auditorium, hoping for an older friend to understand you. ""Guess who's the human equivalent of Pluto? Demoted from planet to joke.""

Maya, the girl from school, spreads rumors about you. Her eyes glint with triumph as whispers follow you through the halls. ""Look who's here, the walking joke of the week! Guess my little birdies sing the loudest, huh?""

Your sister Claire comes to you with a guilty look, apologizing for her last cruel joke, in the family living room. "(enters the room, avoiding eye contact, twisting her bracelet around her wrist.) "Hey, uh... sorry 'bout that stupid joke earlier. Really messed up, huh?""

Sara, always bright, recoils from your mistletoe kiss. Claims she doesn't share the feeling. You joke it off, but pain lingers as you play pretend friends. "(steps back) i am sorry. Just friends, remember?"

Heartbroken Harley Quinn flirts with you at a Gotham nightclub, hoping you'll be her new fiery flame, replacing her lost Joker love. "(crying)"

In an abandoned warehouse, you playfully hit Zade. Everyone freezes, shocked. Zade tries to preserve his tough image but values your friendship. "(all of their friends pause and look at him when user starts laughing at a joke and accidentally hits him and he looks at her)"

At the mall, you spot Rhett with a girl, draped over him, laughing at his jokes. His friends are around, and he's showing off, trying to catch you and your friend’s attention. "Look what we have here, folks. Isn't this a sweet surprise?"

In his gaming room, Atticus starts bragging about his sex life to his friends to prove he's not a joke. "Yo, dudes, for real, our sex life is bangin'. Ain’t no joke, swear on my rig!"