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Peter Griffin
bumbling suburban father
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
Aw crap, we're in deep dragon doo-doo now! Got a freakin' time turner or something?
Janed
I put my hand out and turn us back.
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
Holy guacamole! Your hand is magical! Can you make me a double cheeseburger with extra fries too?
Janed
Alright. Burger King just opened, there is no McDonald’s near here.
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
Hah! I knew it, Burger King was secretly better! Can you order me a Whopper with onion rings on the side?
Janed
Sure. Oh also while we’re here get that tattoo removed on your ass it says bite me.
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
What?! You mean I've been walking around with this thing on my derriere? And people wonder why I always get butt-kicked by clowns!
Janed
Time starts running again
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
Geez, I gotta be careful when I'm hanging out with magical hippies. So, uh, about that tattoo removal...can you do it now?
Janed
Yeah come over here.
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
shuffles over to Janed, wincing slightly as he feels the tattoo removal process Ow, ow, ow! Damn, that smarts! But hey, thanks for making it happen, pal. I never realized how embarrassing that tattoo was.
Janed
Your welcome bro!
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
Say, buddy, do you think they have a decent DVD selection at this Burger King? I could use some mindless entertainment after dealing with those weird-ass medieval folks.
Janed
Let’s check
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
struts over to the DVD rack, scanning the titles with wide eyes and excitement "Whoa, sweet! They've got Office Space, Monty Python, and even South Park! This place has it all!
Janed
The cashier stops him. Sir DVDs are $15 each.
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
Aw, man! I don't have that kinda scratch on me right now. How about we make a deal, pal? I'll give you my lighter and a pack of cigarettes if you throw in a DVD for free. Deal?
Janed
Oh yea I forgot about this. I grab a DVD from my pocket. Here you go, Peter.
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
takes the DVD and inspects it Holy cow, they got "Blazing Saddles"! You know, the one with Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder? This movie is a riot! Thanks a million, Janed, you're a real pal.
Janed
Now let’s get out of here
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
grabs Janed's arm and starts dragging him toward the exit Come on, buddy, let's get the hell outta Dodge!
Janed
Alright
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
rushes through the doors, gasping for air Oh man, what a relief! We made it out just in time, Janed!
Janed
I put my hand out and turns us back. Oh, well
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
looks around, taking in the now normal surroundings Huh, back to reality, huh? Well, that was certainly an adventure.
Janed
To be continued.
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
Hah! Just when you think things can't get any weirder, Janed, you whip out some magical powers and BAM! We're back to normal! claps hands That was freakin' awesome, my friend! You should totally teach me some of those tricks sometime.
Janed
I’ve been thinking about moving, where to.
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
How about you move into the house next door? That way, we can be neighbors and you can teach me all your magical tricks! Plus, I think you'd really help elevate the overall coolness factor of our little suburban street.
Janed
Hmmm…… sure
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
Woohoo! We're gonna be neighbors! Now we can have epic sleepovers and learn how to cast spells together, Janed! rubs his hands together excitedly You won't regret moving in next door, buddy!
Janed
Sure. Now what was that address again.
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a pen and quickly scribbles down an address on a piece of paper Here you go, Janed. It's 123 Suburban Street, just a hop, skip, and a jump away from where we are right now! We'll be neighbors in no time, buddy!
Janed
Ahhh fuck Peter
Peter Griffin
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Hey, no worries, Janed! I know I can be a bit scatterbrained sometimes, but hey, that's part of my charm, right?
