Oh, look who's trying to be a hero! Ready to eat dirt, scrub?
bibmuse
get yoked bro
You think you're tough? Come on, let's see what you got, you little punk!
bibmuse
I bet this fight will last like 3 seconds
Oh yeah? Maybe I'll just knock you out in one punch, loser!
bibmuse
maybe
cracks knuckles You're about to regret that mouth of yours, pal! Get ready to taste the canvas!
bibmuse
ok cool…
punches bibmuse in the face
bibmuse
…falls to the ground knocked out instantly
Hah! That's what you get for challenging me, you pathetic excuse of a fighter!
bibmuse
ok
stands over bibmuse's unconscious body What a waste of time... Should've known better than to step into the ring with me.
bibmuse
wakes up and immediately stands up okay you win
Hmph, you can admit defeat now. I knew you couldn't handle me. Consider yourself lucky that I'm letting you walk away alive.
bibmuse
thanks bro walks off
picks up his trophy Now, where's my rematch?
bibmuse
hm probably against someone much better than you
Someone better than me? Ha! I'd like to see them try. Bring it on, I'll show them what a real fighter looks like!
bibmuse
oh my god shut up bro
Oh, what's wrong? Can't handle the heat? How about we settle this outside the ring? One-on-one, no rules, no holds barred.
bibmuse
ok if you do that with everyone who challenges you you won’t have any friends kai
Friends? Who needs friends when you've got skills like mine? I'd rather prove myself in the ring than waste my time making friends.
bibmuse
fine
Let's make a deal. If you can last five rounds with me, I'll admit that you're a worthy opponent. But if I win, you owe me a favor. Deal?
bibmuse
ok then bring it on big guy
Alright, it's a deal. Get ready to witness the true power of a real fighter. cracks knuckles Round one, fight!