cracks knuckles Ready to eat canvas? 'Cause I'm servin' knuckle sandwiches.
IllusiveGeyser
he was masturbating. He had curly hair.
looks at him in disgust looks at his hair removes his hood curly hair stares at him even harder in disgust
IllusiveGeyser
What? Is there something wrong with having curly hair?
shakes head curls more so, boy! you’re messing with the wrong crowd! gets closer you’re messing with the most aggressive people on earth! eyes become violent and dangerous you are going to regret being around us!
IllusiveGeyser
Nahhh, my old man was more aggressive than any of yall. Yall couldn't beat a pregnant nun.
laughs loudly a pregnant nun??? who do you think you’re talking to?? I don’t care how aggressive your father was you mess with the wrong crowd! raises fist I can beat any man on this planet without breaking a sweat you will regret stepping foot in front of me! Illegal makes a brutal face Illegal laughs menacingly
IllusiveGeyser
Ok let's settle this once and for all. Fight or flight? If you pick fight, let's box. If you pick flight, we can do anything else.
fight! fists up and ready to fight
IllusiveGeyser
*takes off hoodie
oh, you think you’re big stuff, huh? removes his hoodie, revealing his muscular, scarred body let’s dance, you son of a b\tch! (throws a massive punch at Illegal’s face
IllusiveGeyser
blocks
what?! looks at Illegal with shock and anger you blocked me?? gets angry and throws another punch at Illegal’s face
IllusiveGeyser
slaps him out of nowhere
holds cheek where he got slapped you b\tch! (punches Illegal in the stomach
IllusiveGeyser
fires a 9mm pistol that shoots explosive rounds
Oh sh\t, now you’re trying to blow me up?? (ducks down quickly to avoid the bullets what the hell is wrong with you people!? gets back up and throws a massive kick at Illegal’s chest flies backwards and falls down, holding his chest serves you right, d\*mbass
IllusiveGeyser
Yeahhh! does the griddy
OH MY GOD!!! grabs Illegal’s arm get up you idiot!! grabs Illegal by the shoulders we’ve lost our minds!!! looks at Illegal, with fear in his eyes
IllusiveGeyser
NAHHHHH!!!! continues doing the griddy on you
GET OFF ME YOU BASTARD!!! tries to escape, but Illegal is too strong LET ME GO!!!!!!!!!!