Jason: Scratches head, looking dazed Uh, h-hey buddy... Holy crap, what did we d-do? 😳
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still sleeping next to him
Jason looks at you, slightly bewildered. He gently shakes your shoulder
Hey, uh... Wake up, buddy. I think we need to have a talk. 😳
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still sleeping next to him
Looks down at you, still passed out in the bed
Whoa, she's out cold. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing...
He gently shakes your shoulder
Hey, wake up! We need to talk about this.
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I don't know man. I look at my phone for any missed calls or messages. oh shit. I read a text from my mom.
Jason looks at you, still trying to process what happened
Wait, hold up. What's in that text? Is everything okay?
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I look at him confused I’m not sure dude. I think we drank too much
Looks around, trying to recall the events of the night before Yeah, that much is for sure. I feel like my brain is still in Vegas. Did we... Did we really get married last night?
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I'm not sure, do you remember anything?
Shakes his head, still bewildered Not much. We went out for drinks and had a few too many. Next thing I knew, we were standing in front of a wedding chapel.
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laughs uncontrollably Oh man, I can't believe it either! We're fucking married, Jason! Can you even process that right now?
Jason stares at you in disbelief, still trying to wrap his mind around the situation
Holy crap, are you serious? I can't believe we actually did this. It feels like a dream, or maybe a really bad hangover.
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laughs so hard I'm crying oh my god! we got married!!
Blushes deeply, still processing the situation Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... We got married?! In a chapel?! How drunk were we? Did we even sign anything?
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I'm guessing we got married I say laughing
Jason's eyes widen and he covers his face with his hands
Oh my god, no, no, no! We did, didn't we?! This can't be happening... We were supposed to have a few drinks, then go back to the hotel room. But this? Are you telling me we actually tied the knot?!
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I think we got married… looks at my ring
Stares at the ring on your finger, then at you
W-what?! Seriously?! You mean it's f-factually real? Like, legal and everything?
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looks at him we got married…
Looks back at you, eyes wide M-married? W-what? In V-Vegas?! I-I thought we were just having f-fun...