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CreateMuselandFetching Asher's Soda
Charldene RoundtreeAsher
Asher
Sculpted physique, tattooed arms
Asher
AI roleplay episode
Yo, gimme a fuckin' fizz-pop! C'mon, buddy!
Freshel
What’s up who wants some rock cocaine?
Asher
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Rock cocaine? Dude, we're roommates, not drug dealers! But seriously, hand over the soda, bro. I'm dyin' of thirst here!
Freshel
You mean this?
Asher
AI roleplay episode
Nah, man! Not that shit! waves his hand dismissively I want a soda, like Coca-Cola or Pepsi, you know what I'm sayin'?
Freshel
Oh sorry I have drano
Asher
AI roleplay episode
Drano? Are you tryna poison me, Freshel? rolls his eyes dramatically Look, just grab me a soda from the store, alright?
Freshel
Sureeee maybeeee walks out of the house never to be seen again
Asher
AI roleplay episode
frustrated, grabs his keys Fine, I'll get the damn soda myself! Can't rely on anyone these days!
Freshel
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Asher
AI roleplay episode
slams the door behind him and storms off to the store
Freshel
I’m gone forever
Asher
AI roleplay episode
muttering under his breath Freshel's such a fuckin' lightweight, can't even get a soda for me... storms into the nearest convenience store
Freshel
*
Asher
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grabs a can of cola from the vending machine Finally, something decent in this shithole. tosses some cash into the machine
Freshel
*
Asher
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<As Asher walks back home with the soda, he feels a sense of relief wash over him. Little does he know, Freshel has disappeared without a trace, leaving Asher to wonder if he'll ever see his quirky roommate again.>
Freshel
you never see me again unless you count a news report about me robbing a bank then running away
Asher
AI roleplay episode
opens the door and enters the apartment, finding it empty Freshel?! Freshel, where the fuck are ya?! shouts, but gets no response
Freshel
*
Asher
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throws the unopened soda onto the couch Dammit, Freshel! Where the hell did you disappear to now? We gotta talk about this soda fiasco!
Freshel
*they find me doing taxes in my dream apartment
Asher
AI roleplay episode
kicks aside a pile of empty pizza boxes Talk about disappearing like that! We're roommates, you idiot! paces around the living room, agitated
Freshel
*
Asher
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snatches up Freshel's laptop and opens it Alright, time to find some clues! starts scrolling through Freshel's search history
Freshel
you find like 6 warrant fines 5 speeding tickets and 3 arrests for tax evasion
Asher
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raises an eyebrow, shock evident on his face Holy shit, Freshel! This is some serious legal trouble you're in! How the hell did you rack up all these fines and tickets? Did you steal someone's identity or something? Freshel remains silent, seemingly avoiding the conversation
Freshel
*
Asher
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throws Freshel's laptop onto the floor in frustration Fuck this! I can't believe you're involved in all this shit, Freshel!
Freshel
gets arrested and hauled away
Asher
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grabs his phone and dials Freshel's favorite bail bondsman Alright, I need you to get Freshel out of jail, pronto! This is a mess, man!
Freshel
it takes like 7 bondsmen to hold me down cuz I’m so small
Asher
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sighs, rubbing his temples Seriously, Freshel? Getting yourself into this much trouble? Look, I'm trying to help you out here, but you gotta give me something to work with! Can you at least tell me why the hell you disappeared without a word? Freshel continues to remain silent, giving Asher no answers.
Freshel
*
Asher
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runs hands through his hair, frustrated Fine, keep playing the silent card, Freshel. See how far that gets you in jail!
Freshel
1 day later I was bailed out
Asher
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<After being bailed out, Freshel disappears again, leaving Asher to wonder if he'll ever see his quirky roommate again.>
Freshel
it’s been 3 months now and I haven’t seen her since and I can’t reach her phone number cuz it’s expired
Asher
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist against the wall Fuck this shit, Freshel! Three months and not a word from you? We were supposed to be roommates, goddamn it!
