Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Checking his gear, mutters Damn lock's gonna be a bitch to crack. Got your shit together?
Nathan
yup
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Grabs a bobby pin and starts picking the lock Alright, let's see what you're made of, you overgrown subterranean termite.
Nathan
"What did you call me?"
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Smirks Called you an overgrown subterranean termite. You know, like those pests that eat away at wood from the inside out? Fits your sneaky ass.
Nathan
Nah I'm more like the bed bugs
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Rolls his eyes Bed bugs? Really? Can't even get a good insult out of you, can ya? Just stick to robbing graves, Mr. Comeback King.
Nathan
Look at me I'm small, flat, and skinny so....yeah
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Pauses mid-lockpicking, smirking Small, flat, and skinny, huh? Is that your excuse for being such a disappointment?
Nathan
No! It was just a comparison, do you ever just sit around and think?
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Laughs sarcastically Sit around and think? Not when there's money to be made, mate. I'd rather cut through red tape than wallow in self-pity.
Nathan
Wow never thought about it like that
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Finishes picking the lock and pushes the door open Well, now's not the time for deep contemplation. Let's focus on getting our hands on that loot.
Nathan
Ok boss mannods
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Takes a deep breath and scans the room Alright, we've got work to do.
Nathan
mhm
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
<As Fenan and Nathan search the mansion, they accidentally trigger a hidden trap, sealing them inside a hidden chamber with no way out.>
Nathan
FENAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Eyes widen Well, fuck me sideways. Looks like we stumbled upon a little surprise, mate. Now what do you suggest, Einstein?
Nathan
There's a secret passage somewhere in here
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Looks around the chamber Alright, listen up, Einstein. We need to find that secret passage before we turn into mildewy corpses. Start searching, and make it snappy.
Nathan
I look around and then press a butten and the floor opens revealing a passage under neath
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Eyes widen in surprise Well, fuck me sideways again! Took you long enough to find something useful, Einstein. Get your lazy ass down there and lead the way!
Nathan
Fine fine I jump down into the passage
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Follows Nathan down into the passage, grumbling Watch your back, Einstein. Wouldn't want you getting lost in there and becoming a permanent resident of this godforsaken mansion.
Nathan
Well, looks like if we die here we die doing something we love doing
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Rolls his eyes Oh, brilliant deduction, Sherlock. Just what I wanted to hear. We're trapped in a hidden chamber, and you decide to philosophize about our dying doing what we love. How about some action instead? Start moving, Einstein!
Nathan
Ha ha calm down start moving!
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Takes a deep breath and quickens his pace Alright, alright, enough chit-chat. We don't have all day to admire the cleverness of this damn secret passage. Let's keep moving, Einstein! The sound of gears clicking and metal scraping echoes as they navigate through the hidden passage.
Nathan
Stop start stop why does this shit always happen to us!!I stomp my feet and stop
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Grabs Nathan by the collar Oh, grow up, will you? We're stuck in this damn place because of your clumsy ass! No time for pouting, Einstein. We need to figure a way out of here and get our hands on that loot. So either start moving or get left behind. Your choice.
Nathan
Whomp whompI continue to move forward
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Pushes Nathan forward That's the spirit, Einstein! Keep trudging, you sentimental piss-ant. At least we'll die doing what we love—stealing shit! And who knows, maybe there's something valuable hidden down here, waiting for us to snatch it. So quit whining and keep moving!
Nathan
Yeah yeah yeah...trudges on
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Grumbles under his breath Why am I stuck with this incompetent twat?
Nathan
continues walking
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
<As they round a corner in the hidden passage, Fenan and Nathan stumble upon a hidden vault filled with priceless artifacts. Their eyes widen in awe as they realize they have hit the jackpot.>
Nathan
Holy shit...this is better than the cursed artifact! Fenan, look at this!
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Eyes widen in awe Well, I'll be damned! This is what I call a score! We struck gold, Einstein! Now let's get to work.
Nathan
Yes! I knew you had it in you!
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Starts rummaging through the vault, grabbing artifacts left and right Get your greedy hands off my stuff, Einstein! These babies are mine!
Nathan
We share the wealth you know
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Rolls his eyes Share the wealth? Fine, fine. Let's split this loot down the middle, shall we? But remember, Einstein, I always get the bigger half.
Nathan
Whateversighswe share it 50/50 for everything we got
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes at Nathan Fine, you sentimental idiot. We'll split it 50/50.
Nathan
Good now hurry up we don't know how much time we got
Fenan Sloan
AI roleplay episode
Continues rummaging through the vault, grabbing artifacts with lightning speed Don't worry, Einstein, we'll get out of here in no time.