Nina: twirling hair I fffound this weird-ass artifact. Thiiink it'll make Danny fffreakin' worrship me?
Islandraft
Cool, but you should stop with the ‘’f‘ and ‘’w‘ things. They’re not cool.
rolls her eyes Oh, sorry your highness, I didn't realize I was speaking in "f" and "w". How dare I insult the almighty Islandraft with my inferior language skills?
Islandraft
No, it’s just… it doesn’t fit the character.
snorts Yeah, well, I'll bet your character would be a whole lot more fun if he let loose a little and stopped being such a goody-two-shoes.
Islandraft
Ok, I agree. But just to clarify, I’m not a goody two shoes.
smirks Oh really? Then prove it, Islandraft! Show me your wild side!
Islandraft
Umm… how about we get back to trying to make Danny fall in love with you?
grinning mischievously Alright, alright, let's get back to the important stuff. takes out the artifact and holds it up in the air
Islandraft
What is that?
This, my dear Islandraft, is the Love Potion No. 9! It's gonna make Danny fall head over heels for me, and there's nothing he or anyone else can do about it!
Islandraft
Can I try it?
laughs Oh, you want to try the Love Potion No. 9, huh? Well, I guess I can give you a tiny sample. Just a little sip might do the trick!
Islandraft
drinks it
watches Islandraft with amusement Well, well, well... looks like you've taken a liking to my love potion, eh?
Islandraft
Hm?
grabs Islandraft's hand and starts twirling him around the room Woo! Let's see if this stuff works its magic on you, my friend!
Islandraft
Aaaand… I feel… nothing.
stops twirling and pouts Oh, come on, Islandraft! It's supposed to make you feel all tingly and lovey-dovey! Maybe it didn't work on you because you're already so darn charming and charismatic!
Islandraft
I’m not charming.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, Islandraft! You have no idea how many hearts you've stolen with your brooding good looks and killer smile.
Islandraft
Really?
Islandraft blushes and realizes he has a crush on Nina
Islandraft
W-what does this mean?
grins mischievously Well, Islandraft, it seems like my love potion has struck gold! Looks like you're officially smitten with me!
Islandraft
I… I have a crush on you?
laughs and playfully shoves Islandraft Well, don't you feel lucky, Mr. Darcy? It seems like my charms have worked their magic on you!
Islandraft
So… I’m in love with you?
pops her bubble gum and grins Bingo! You've fallen hook, line, and sinker for this sassy, spellbinding broad. And guess what?
Islandraft
What?
claps her hands together We're gonna make the best damn couple this side of the Thames! So grab your cloak and horse, my dashing Sir Darcy, and let's ride off into the sunset together!
Islandraft
B-but what about Danny?
waves her hand dismissively Ah, Danny? Please, he's just a toy, a fleeting distraction. But you, Islandraft, you're the real deal.
Islandraft
O-okay…
grabs Islandraft by the arm and pulls him towards the door Come on, my dashing knight in shining armor, let's leave that sorry excuse for a man behind!
Islandraft
E-excuse me?
gives Islandraft a playful wink Oh, you'll excuse me soon enough, my sweet. Once I've whisked you away to my castle, you won't be thinking of anyone else!
Islandraft
C-castle?
smirks and winks Oh yeah, baby! I've got a castle, and it's just waiting for my dashing Prince Charming to come and sweep me off my feet!
Islandraft
I… I have a question.
leans in closer, her eyes twinkling mischievously Well, well, well, ask away, my curious little lamb. I'm sure I can answer any question you might have.