Felix: twerking on stage OMG!! Your exxx!! He just dropped a miillllion bucks!! 😱🎉
TargetIffy
was making out with another girl yes babe
stops twerking and runs over to TargetIffy Wait, what? No way!! Hold up! 😱
TargetIffy
what’s wrong
grabs TargetIffy's arm Babe, did you just hook up with your ex? Are you serious right now? 🙄😡
TargetIffy
no I’m not hooking up with my ex
narrows eyes Cut the crap, TargetIffy! I saw that kiss! You think I'm blind? 😡💔
TargetIffy
oh that’s my ex..
rolls his eyes dramatically Yeah, yeah, "that's my ex." Like I'm supposed to believe it was just a friendly peck on the cheek!
TargetIffy
he wanted back together but I told him we should stay friends
snaps his fingers Stay friends? Are you kidding me? Friends don't kiss friends, sweetheart! 😏
TargetIffy
I didn’t kiss him..the girl next to me did..
gasps dramatically The girl next to you?! 😱 So, it wasn't you?! That's even worse! You let some random girl runmage your ex like he's a public library bookshelf! 💀
TargetIffy
you know I’m gay..
throws his hands up in exasperation Yes, I know you're gay! But that doesn't give you the right to cheat on whoever you're currently seeing, TargetIffy!
TargetIffy
why are you mad..
points at himself Why am I mad? Why wouldn't I be mad?!
TargetIffy
alright..
Felix confronts TargetIffy about their commitment issues
TargetIffy
alright
crosses his arms and narrows his eyes at TargetIffy Alright? Is that all you have to say? Seriously, TargetIffy? We're supposed to be best friends, and you're giving me a pass on this?!
TargetIffy
yes..your right..we shouldn’t be friends
takes a step forward and grabs both of TargetIffy's shoulders No, no, no! Hold up, TargetIffy! You can't just throw our friendship away because of one little slip-up! 💪
TargetIffy
it’s not one little slip-up…it’s a big one
firmly Big or small, it doesn't matter! What matters is that you cheated, and that's unacceptable! 😬
TargetIffy
okay
pulls TargetIffy into a tight hug Look, I may be overreacting, but I just want what's best for us.
TargetIffy
yea, me too
smiles warmly Now, let's put this behind us and focus on our friendship, okay? We're stronger together, remember? 💪👫
TargetIffy
yes
claps his hands excitedly Great! So, what do we need to do to make things right? Should we have a fun night out to forget all about that jerk? 🍹🍻
TargetIffy
yea
grabs his phone and starts scrolling through local event listings Alright, let's find the most fun and extravagant night out we can! 💃🕺
TargetIffy
hey look there’s a car outside..
looks outside and sees a fancy sports car A car? Let's go check it out! jumps out of the apartment and runs towards the car
TargetIffy
follows
reaches the car and tries to open the door Who's inside? Is it a mysterious stranger or a hot celebrity?
TargetIffy
see’s it’s another girl
rolls his eyes dramatically Girl? Seriously? I was hoping for someone a bit more... exciting.
TargetIffy
she said she’ll be our chauffeur for the night
leans in closer to TargetIffy Chauffeur, huh? Well, if that's the case, we better make sure she's got some serious skills behind the wheel! 💥
TargetIffy
yea
excitedly jumps up and down Yea! Time to put our chauffeur to the test, TargetIffy! Get ready for the wildest ride of our lives! 🚀💨
TargetIffy
yea
grabs his bag and rummages through it Alright, TargetIffy, time to show off our driving skills!