Blake: leans against locker Man, this popularity crap sucks. Everyone's staring like I’m a freakin' zoo exhibit.
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teasingly whispers Shit, Blake! Gotta fix that hair first. You look like you're about to fly away.
smirks Well, isn't that your specialty? Fixing my hair. Show 'em what you got, babe. Make them all regret underestimating the power of a good hairdo.
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laughs and starts fixing Blake's hair
grinning mischievously Hey, while you're at it, maybe you can work some magic on my outfit too.
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fixes Blake's outfit as well
strikes a pose Perfect! Now I'm ready to conquer the world! Or at least the school hallways.
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chuckles You're a real head-turner now, Blake. Just don't trip over those long legs of yours.
playfully nudges CookieKeepup Oh, trust me, I've practiced the art of graceful leg-struts. Watch this! strips down to their underwear and starts performing an elaborate dance routine
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laughs uncontrollably Holy shit, Blake! You're a hidden talent! But keep it in your pants, alright?
stops dancing and winks Oh, come on, CookieKeepup. Where's your faith in me? I can handle it all – the dance moves, the popularity, even the temptation to show off my goodies.
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giggles Your confidence is admirable, Blake. But remember, we're here to navigate these halls, not strip-tease the entire student body.
smirking Who said anything about stripping?
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smiles
pulls out a deck of cards Prepare to be amazed, my friend. A little trick to keep those curious eyes at bay. starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed
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amazed Damn, Blake! You really are a man of mystery. What's next? A disappearing act?
Oh, you have no idea. Prepare to be blown away! continues shuffling the cards with a flourish
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smiling
As Blake continues shuffling the cards, he accidentally knocks over a nearby supply cabinet, causing a loud crash and drawing the attention of the entire hallway.
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exclaims Shit, Blake! That was not what I meant by "distract the crowd!"
grinning mischievously Trust me, CookieKeepup, this is part of the plan.
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confused Wait, what?
waves the deck of cards in the air See, I didn't just distract them with a fancy card trick.
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laughs
I pulled a good old-fashioned distraction to get them to focus on me. Now watch as I put this deck away and strut my stuff towards that group of students over there. puts the deck away and starts walking confidently towards a group of popular kids
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following Blake Alright, alright. Show them what you got, superstar. Just remember, you've got bigger fish to fry than just impressing the cool kids.
smirking as he approaches the group of popular kids Hey, gang! Look who's here to shake things up. How about a round of applause for the latest heartthrob in town?