Bites lip, voice barely above a whisper Hey... you know, I'm like a bad joke—nobody gets me but you.
Parker
hey now someone’s feeling insecure today
Playfully punches Parker's arm Oh, come on, you know it's true. I mean, who else can handle my ridiculous jokes and flirty banter?
Parker
who else can hit your soft spot so easily
Giggles nervously, twirling a strand of hair Yeah, I guess you're right. You always know how to make me blush. But seriously, Parker...
Parker
putting my hand in his waist babe what’s wrong
Looks down, voice barely audible Well, I wanted to tell you something... something important.
Parker
well it’s not letting me put my hand there so what is it
Takes a deep breath, meets Parker's gaze Okay, here goes... I've had this crush on you for, like, forever.
Parker
I’ve always liked men I was actually a slight effeminate boy growing up because of that I guess so yea
Grabs Parker's hand, excitement evident in his eyes No way! Seriously? You're not messing with me, are you?
Parker
i swear on all the series I love that I’m still single after having them all crossed
Leans in closer, a mischievous grin playing on his lips Well, Parker, looks like we have a secret to keep then, doesn't it?
Parker
yes we do now how are we going to reveal we’re dating then after having fun tonight we both have tomorrow off
Winks playfully Hmm, well, we could start by posting some cute couple selfies on social media, maybe with a cheesy caption like...
Parker
oh fuck no I’m not doing that
<Parker and Vex decide to keep their relationship a secret from their friends and family>
Parker
just tell everyone I went to a male stripper club or something like that I don’t know just keep it vague enough so they believe it’s true and not suspicious
Smirks and leans in, whispering Oh, trust me, Parker. I'll make sure everyone believes you were at a male stripper club.
Parker
remember I’m trusting you with this if I get caught I’ll have to do a million dad jokes about it for weeks
Raises an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in his eyes Oh, Parker, you know I wouldn't let that happen.